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aliyav.bsky.social
Bisexual bookworm, she/her
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Seems like a piece of piss. Here's how to work the hob at my parents'

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How to change a swastika that cant be removed

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"Public lands in the United States are under attack."

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Important thread:

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I knew Hercule would catch up with me one day.

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Why does the one in the right look like her

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🎈

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The perfect disguise 🥸

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🤦

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wtf TikTok how am I meant to interact

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Babe what's up? You've barely touched your appetite pleasin' beans this daypart

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Time to go into hiding

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Perhaps Simon & Schuster are making a mistake getting rid of blurbs!

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😭😭

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😳

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🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛

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Lovely to finally meet @nicholasroyle.bsky.social – spot the difference.

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What’s wrong, babe? You haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream

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kuchipatchi drumming the day away 🥁

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You heard

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Theres a lot of billionaire romance novels but I really want one where the secret billionaire boyfriend reveals he's a billionaire and the woman lead is like actively disgusted and repulsed. ".... a billionaire? In a world where children starve? Oh god i KISSED YOU AUGH"

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Spoiler: The glue is failing in freezing weather. Because they used glue on the Cybertruck.

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The student who ripped this sign down did more for trans people than most of our politicians.

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Whoever took this new exactly what they were doing

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Relatable

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Very demure, very mindful

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This is a stunning betrayal by Whitman Walker in DC. You CANNOT jettison the trans community to protect yourself. It’s shameful. I got my name changed at WWH. I have promoted their research. Now they are capitulating to save gay people at trans people’s expense by trying to erase us.

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Just put up the second post of my new era of prolific blogging; this one is about bananas michaelbenchcapon.blogspot.com/2025/02/bana...

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Making my Will Smith action figures kiss

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Trump: I AM A KING! NYT: Trump displays a "fondness for regal themes"

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Breaking someone's wheelchair is like breaking an abled person's legs. The entity who did it should be held responsible. Signed, Wheelchair User

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😱

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Care Bear Cousins: Godzilla Edition Ft. Rhodan, Biollante (flower and reptile) King Ghidorah, Godzilla, and Mothra 🩷 Sticker sheet that will be available at FC 2025!

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Doing minor research into when the common meaning of "ejaculated" changed from 'surprised speech' to the filthy sex thing, and now I'm wondering what the hell happened in 1704.

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The afternoons I spent on my hair. Franz Kafka, 1912.

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I always thought this looked delicious

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Oops

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democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

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Horrified by this e-mail I got from a real illustration agency this morning, advertising the chance to *USE AI* to generate images in the style of one of their illustrators. You join their plan for $$$, pick an artist, give the AI a prompt, then reach out if you want specialization.

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Me: [getting beaten with nightstick] are you a virgo Cop: GET ON THE GROUND Me: such a virgo thing to say

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🏝️

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Can confirm

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In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.

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