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It’s prn doh-me. I take soccer, Teen Wolf, Big Brother, and glitter ✨very✨ seriously. Columbus til I die. 🇫🇷 she/her
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can’t lie, i’ve never watched Shoresy bc i assumed it was a Jersey Shore thing. anyway, i’m four episodes in and “shut the fuck up, Sanguinet,” “yeah, so,” and “so dumb” in the accent are fully part of my everyday vocabulary now. might get wild & start watching the Blue Jackets.

The season premiere being a Civil War flashback starring Bradley Cooper, none of the actual cast, & like one singular laugh, & then it being one of the best episodes of the entire series is something only Righteous Gemstones could do. Unreal. I’m gonna miss the hell of this show.

congratulations to Bradley Cooper for his upcoming Emmy win for this episode of Righteous Gemstones

hurts to see others living my dreams (Nasha cussing out those Trump coded freaks in Mickey 17)

going to Blick bc i actually ran out of something & not bc i impulse got a new hobby is…a new experience for me lmao

anyway, losing to the Columbus Crew indefinitely is the karma they get for how mean (some of) their fans were to Will Sands when the trade happened 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻 #crew96

absolutely awful season for the JRR haters so far #crew96

lil work in progress from class today. as always having an imposter syndrome existential crisis about when you’re allowed to start calling yourself a painter &/or an artist without sounding like a douche 🤪

actually hell isn’t hot enough for Ruby Franke and Jodi Hildebrandt. but I can’t help but wonder how much of this could’ve been avoided if Kevin Franke had an ounce of a backbone and didn’t have such an inexplicable blind loyalty to and obsession with Ruby

appreciate that my 70 year old dad said he would wear matching sequin jackets with me to Crewsmas but draws the line at cosmetic glitter #crew96

this is my formal petition to get Timothée Chalamet for the Hell Is Real live Wise Men performance & also match igniter. lure him here with all of our French people. i just know he & Moreira would be a vibe together. #crew96

back in the saddle, i guess 🤪🎨 (idk what i’m doing lmao)

For those keeping score, the Columbus Crew has Timothée Chalamet and FC Cincinnati has…*checks notes*…JD Vance. #Crew96

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

okay, I’m really not trying to be a hater, but even the trophy lift was so boring/anticlimactic compared to a soccer trophy lift 🥴

say what you will about Taylor Swift, but it’s so embarrassing for a stadium full of men to boo her for existing when she sold that stadium out for multiple nights

idk anything about american football, nor do i care. but i feel i’ve been lied to about mahomes & the chiefs all this time.

Cucho Hernandez is a special player. His run with the Columbus Crew was incredible. Crew won MLS Cup and Leagues Cup, got to the Champions Cup final and more. The way this team played beautifully all flowed through him and the joy he plays the game with— Just a special time.

look, I can handle losing Cucho. I can’t handle losing Moreira.

Yeah, something tells me the 2026 World Cup & 2028 Olympics aren’t gonna be held in the US 🥴

this class has been…humbling 😹

Every disaster movie starts with scientists being ignored. Good thing we’re not doing that.

Idk why, but we had to draw snowmen in our team meeting yesterday & obv mine was black & yellow. and then this girl was like “I see those Columbus Crew colors, Dominique.” As if I haven’t worn a Crew hat & shirt or had very visible Crew decor in the background of every meeting for the last 4 years.

seeing all of the A Complete Unknown nominations & knowing it’s not gonna win a single one HURTS 😩

begging professional soccer players to put the bleach down.

just found out Donner is Rudolph’s father??? you mean to tell me Rudolph is a NEPO BABY???

you're not MVP if you miss half your season and your team still wins the Supporters Shield. and you're not MVP if TWO people from your team are in MVP contention, lol. be serious.

not my dad doing a Tubthumping x Defying Gravity remix bc why did this man just hit us with the “i get knocked down, but i get up again. no wizard’s ever gonna keep me down” ☠️ having an immigrant parent is truly unhinged lmao

the barista just said “good luck,” when they handed me my drink…am i…about to die lol?

sorry but the Outsiders musical deserved that Best Musical Tony for the “looking down, Johnny Cade’ll smile again. he was just too damn good for growing old. and in his memory, i’ll stay gold,” lyric alone.

not my bereavement leave getting denied bc my grandma’s death certificate “doesn’t prove relation,” despite her decently uncommon first name being one of my middle names and us having the same WILDLY uncommon last name (as in, i have literally never met another one who isn’t in our family) lmao 🙃🙃🙃🙃

having a small bracelet business & doing a holiday collection when the entire color of red has been forever ruined is such a struggle lol

pov: you get roped into cohosting a Friendsgiving with your bestie for her other friends, but you guys are actually just bamcrewsling them with a soccer recrewtment party & a 45 question quiz to indoctrinate them into the Columbus Crew lore

Lost my grandma today & I’m taking it a lot harder than I ever expected to, considering she hated me for being American & a girl, lol. But she was my last grandparent & it’s just so final. And I guess I’m just mourning all the grandparents I’ve always wanted but will never have.

This needs to be said, loud, and often.

not A Man on the Inside making me want to drop everything to go become an activities coordinator at a retirement community

You're not "late to the party" when you enjoy an old book for the first time. Books don't have an RSVP deadline. The party started long ago, and guests show up when they're meant to.

I thought A Man on the Inside was just supposed to be a lighthearted comedy. WHY does this show have me ugly crying rn 😩

I knew nothing about Wicked going in and had no idea it was so…relevant to current times. And idk, but I feel like certain people will have it all banned before part 2 before it comes out 🥴

one time in college this kid pronounced LinkedIn “linka din,” and i’ve thought about it every day for the past 11 years

I have…a lot to say about my job, but we had a “meet the management” kinda meeting today, and they went through four whole management/supervisor teams before there was a man, and I think that’s cool to see lol

if even fucking Rand Paul is sounding the alarms, we’re so much more cooked than we thought 🥴

LOL

me if I see any Columbus Crew players doing the Trump dance goal celly next season 🔪