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Acceptable code typer. Sometimes-ok food cooker. Brighton liver-in. SaaS company haver. Staff member for two cats. Was @almostobsolete on Twitter before all that stuff. Am currently @[email protected] on Mastodon.
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Incisive political commentary that also happens to be true. #brighton

Well, quite.

Just learned that Dr. Seuss drew this in 1941 www.artsy.net/article/arts...

So has everyone got ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ now or is it just that anyone who used the phrase as an insult is an ignorant tw@?

Absolutely definitely will not be going to the States any time soon.

Small bits or good news in otherwise dismal times

“Zelenskyy found himself ambushed by Trump and his serpentine vice-president, JD Vance. He was expected to sit back and take a beating from Nurse Ratched and Miss Trunchbull. He refused”. Superb piece by David Smith. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Our cats have a new toy. Neither of us bought them a new toy. Our cats have apparently stolen a new toy from somewhere.

It's always the dumbest explanation

Bad news lads we're going to have to fix our own lives

An interesting hypothetical if you’re wondering if Elon Musk is a genius or not is to compare his behaviour in any situation to what a complete moron would do in the same situation

elon musk might be one of the most paranoid weirdos out there

Most pitcher plants trap insects. This one (Nepenthes hemsleyana) has tubular pitchers in which bats roost. The bats enjoy purpose-built accommodation in which to rear their young; their rent is paid in the form of droppings, which nourish the plant.

Causing a Chornobyl level nuclear accident to own the libs

🤦‍♂️

Amazon MGM Studios has confirmed that in the next James Bond film Bond will be fully nude in the iconic title sequence. “You will see James Bond’s penis” said a spokesperson. “James Bond will be shooting at you with his penis out”

I love it when our nazi crackhead shadow president screams slurs at astronauts when they push back on his insane lies

Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says 'You can't be serious, isn't that just a bit from Watchmen? Are we actually doing this?'

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

Prince Andrew levels of poorly judged interview for Hayden Davis. Coffeezilla's facial expressions as he attempts to push down his responses and let Hayden hang himself with his own words are priceless.

We have the technology to cut open the Mona Lisa’s mouth and give her animatronic lips that shout sassy quips at museum visitors. But the Nimbys at the Louvre stand in the way of progress

The brain worm working overtime to work its meat puppet

your outie uses git checkout -b rather than git switch -c

it’s so cool that we are at the whims of this reactionary force of groypers that don’t understand anything, lead by the dumbest guy ever seen in history

You should read Elder Race by @aptshadow.bsky.social. I read a few years ago, and it still lives rent free in my brain. The structure is incredibly unique, featuring dual POV written in separate sci-fi vs fantasy styles resulting from technological differences between groups of people 💙📚🪐 #BookSky

Getting ready to cook a big sunday lunch today. Doing canapés, salad (rocket&pear), soup (cauliflour&goat cheese) and then roast chicken with fondant potatoes. Followed by crème brûlée where I get to use my new bigger blowtorch I just bought. #cooking

I have misplaced a John Lewis gift voucher & really want to buy a toaster. So now I know exactly how that bloke with all the bitcoin in a rubbish dump feels.

If I had a nickel for every time that I found out I had a new half-sibling online, I'd have a few nickels- which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened SIX SEPARATE TIMES 💀

Quick TIL: if you have uv installed and you want to try out ANY Python package in an ipython REPL, you can do so just by running uvx --with llm --with sqlite-utils ipython Pass as many --with package options as you like I wrapped it in a shell script, "itry llm" til.simonwillison.net/python/itry

Just paid my taxes via X, the everything app, but it said my payment went to something called $GOVCOIN. I emailed the IRS for help but they replied with just a poop emoji

Because everything is terrible, here’s a rainbow cleanser. CMY swirling rainbow vortex, using only three pens and hatch shading. CMY ink on 11”x15” watercolor paper using a vintage HP 7585B #PenPlotter with Python. Available in my shop: shop.paulrickards.com/wildcards/ #Art #PenPlotterArt

Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private email server or Elon Musk giving full access to all government information to a nineteen-year old named Big Balls with ties to a child pornography collective known for its extortion techniques, both sides have played loose with security.

So, now that we have actual confirmation that it’s real, I once again present to you: yes, there is a Trump themed, gilded goat statue at Mar-a-Lago meidasnews.com/news/interne...

Cauliflower and goat cheese soup topped with croutons, pickled red onions, and, a dash of balsamic glaze. 🍽 #food #cooking

Google Calendar has removed key cultural events from their site including: • Pride Month • Black History Month • Holocaust Remembrance Day • Jewish Heritage • Hispanic Heritage • Indigenous People Month

Oh Elon

Disco Elysium blowing up the way it did should be evidence that there’s no predicting the games market. Imagine trying to tell a money guy that game of the year was gonna be an Estonian visual novel by communists where you can pet the mailbox and say “I want to make fuck with you”

jesus christ just tell us if it’s maybelline

I've got to say, the guy who accidentally became the Director of the FBI does 100% look like the guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI in a mid-2000s comedy about a guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI