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I'm a real gamer because I'll turn on a game and keep it paused while I'm distracted by my phone

did the doctor from arrested development write this

I bit the bullet and got Halsey tickets for May 31 🥰

I think a lot of problems in my life would be solved if I had a Ninja CREAMi

Cover letters may be my worst enemy

When you and your partner have an argument, problem, issue etc with each other, your goal shouldn't be to be the "winner." It's never you vs. your partner. It's always you and your partner vs. the problem.

"this game's graphics are a generation behind" isn't a valid criticism for a new game. Just throwing that out there.

Honestly I love pivot tables

The sentence "This position is fully remote with occasional exceptions for on-campus training and events." has become the bane of my existence I think

I found out that I didn’t get that job I interviewed for a few weeks ago and I’m really sad about it. It would have been such a good fit for me.

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If you're going to send me a spammy message on LinkedIn, you should at least make sure your merge fields are working first

This was probably my favorite thing from the State of Play. It looks soooo good 😍

So… you thought they were going to announce a Bloodborne remaster

So. Damn. Good. www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5Pz...

I woke up to three gchats and over 30 emails 😭

oh I will be clowning for Kingdom Hearts 4 news

I want to adopt every doggy that doesn't have a home :(

I have a weekly report that I send to a staff member outside my department that specifically says "Weekly report sent to [redacted] - DO NOT EDIT" so why in the ever loving fuck did someone EDIT MY REPORT AND REMOVE THE NOTE THAT SAYS NOT TO EDIT IT

1000xRESIST

My current gaming rotation

Unfortunately the Constitution did not foresee a situation where the president does whatever he wants and says "What are you gonna do about it dork"

Big big fan of chai lattes

The amount of disrespect I receive at my job is astounding. I am so fucking sick and tired of having to tell the same people the same thing over and over and over again.

hey quick question does Goliath win in that story

I’m obsessed with this omg

Chappell Roan at the 2025 #GRAMMYs 💛

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

I’m at the gym but my headphones died at the beginning of my workout 🥲

is this anything

EEPY

PSA: 1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly 2. If you are silly, you must stay silly 2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness

If you see this, post a fictional artist/band you would see live.

sometimes I wish I would have gotten a degree in Data Science

I finally got all the cards from the Mythical Island pack in TCGP 😍

It went very well and I feel good about my chances of moving on to the next round!!!

I have a very important job interview today so keep your fingers crossed for me friends!

Dear every fucking piece of technology, I don't want to download an app. I don't want to make an account. I'm not turning on notifications unless I want to. You dont need my location or permissions for everything. Fuck off. Leave me alone. I will use you how I want. I want dumb tech back!

FUCK YOUR DISCORD. IT'S A SHIT REPLACEMENT FOR WEB FORUMS. I DON'T CARE IF YOUR CHANNEL HAS PINS. FORUMS HAVE PINS, AND THEY AREN'T BURIED OUT OF SIGHT. Don't get me wrong, I like my chats on Discord, but I don't like it for knowledge sharing.

The millennial experience is growing up with the internet, and watching it go from a free, open, democratic, and eclectic ecosystem to a wasteland of five websites controlled by billionaires, and now seeing it quickly fill up with AI-generated slop. I want our World Wide Web back.