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Man some days you just want to build a cabin and just live off the land. And also the cabin has WiFi and a PS5.

Can’t wait t’git my hands on nem cheap eggs!

people calling really obvious jokes engagement bait is so funny. next you'll be saying knock knock jokes are misinformation

✨🌈 The more you know 🌈✨

I never asked for someone who is perfect. Only someone who tries.

First time spatchcocking a chicken! It was so good 😩

I don't want my fridge to have a camera or Wi-Fi. I don't want my dishwasher to be smart. I don't want my washing machine to text me. In fact, I kinda miss knobs and dials and knowing big appliances would last 20 years and could still be repaired.

Here’s a New Year’s Resolution: Be on the side that reads books — not the side that bans them.

For Maths fans, 2025 is a square. 45² = 45 x 45 = 2025 Also, 9² x 5² = 2025 40² + 20² + 5² = 2025 My favourite? 1³+2³+3³+4³+5³+6³+7³+8³+9³ = 2025 #Mathematics #teaching #education

When people exist in a civil war state of mind, they use scapegoats to deflect from their own unhappiness. By fighting them, you give them what they want. A distraction. If you cease fighting them, they'll begin fighting each other - as a distraction. Anything to avoid looking at their own soul.

I need someone to explain to me why it’s always “if you can’t pay rent, buy fewer lattes and avocado toasts” and not “if you can’t pay your employees a living wage, buy fewer yachts and real estate”. Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.

In 1964-65 humans created Medicare, Medicaid, food stamps, and Head Start. If you want to 'make America great again,' maybe revisit the era when you actually acted like you cared.

I hope whoever made my McDouble gets head tn bc they fucking popped off w that shi

I think it really sucks that when Trump started calling all news media “fake news”, the media took that as an opportunity to get even faker rather than doing absolutely anything to restore trust in reporting.

....and another thing.

Sadly, this is the case for far too many people.

It's the time of the year when "Do They Know it's Christmas?" randomly pops up on the spotify holiday playlist and I'm shocked *once again* at how utterly tone deaf and condescending it is. I know I'm not breaking any new ground but MY GOD.

A publicly funded USPS gets your letter delivered. A privatized USPS gets your data delivered directly to an ad agency.

If you see anyone talking about how the Amazon strike could disrupt the flow of packages:

Vine was defeated and it is shadow grew Tiktok which now shall be consumed by the darkness. What new beast shall rise?!

"More people died from homelessness than homicide in Nashville this year.” A friend shared this photo from yesterday's memorial at Riverfront Park.

Josh Shapiro called the McDonald’s employee who reported Luigi Mangione a “hero.” She will NOT get the $10,000 reward money because she called 911 instead of the tip line. By the way, Josh Shapiro got $15,000 in donations from United Healthcare last year. Numbers are fun.

I love bacon too, ok? I just don’t think making it cheap again is more important than, you know, protecting human rights.

The reason why I'm betting on blue sky is because all the gays are here. Where the gays go so goes the culture

Bringing it to 🦋 by request: People hate their own art because it looks like they made it. They think if they get better, it will stop looking like they made it. A better person made it. But there's no level of skill beyond which you stop being you. You hate the most valuable thing about your art.

An eye for an eye, and we all go blind.

Universal healthcare isn’t just a pipe dream folks. Early human societies thrived by sharing resources and caring for the sick to ensure collective survival. It’s already in your code!

gotDAMN

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Comments like: “I will never pick up a pencil again” or “i should kms” under other peoples work rlly makes me question if some of y’all just think art is a competition. For me it’s about personal creative expression rather than feeling the need to say something so weird and hide it as a compliment.

Sometimes you just wanna...

Imagine being more outraged about a pardoned son than a convicted felon as leader of the free world