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ammentorp.bsky.social
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when I hear my cats knocking something down but the edible has me

submitted 2 days ago • 14 comments

what's an irish swimmer's favorite stroke? margaret thatcher's

submitted 3 days ago • 68 comments

Others have said it before, but she's a Grant in a party of McClellans

submitted 6 days ago • 18 comments

Trump making the argument that borders aren't real

submitted 7 days ago • 95 comments

Gene Hackman dying seems a good time to tell you that Sam Raimi made a western called The Quick and the Dead, absolutely every cool actor is in it, Hackman destroys in every scene as the Big Bad, and for weird reasons 1995 America decided it was bad and erased it from memory

submitted 21 days ago • 662 comments

This dystopia is really lacking in subtlety

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

NW

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Trump's lawyers are absolutely flailing in the courts right now

submitted 29 days ago • 241 comments

UPDATE: My supervisor spent all morning in the break room, interrogating everyone who came in their *purpose* for being there.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Happy tenth birthday to a real one

submitted 32 days ago • 93 comments

That's concerning!

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

If you want to know how my current job is going, consider this: right now, their focus is timing our bathroom breaks #priorities

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

@drewcifertweets.bsky.social Condolences on your least favorite wrestler winning the IWGP World title this morning

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

Finally giving @thelongdark.bsky.social a try on the ol' PlayStation 5.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

True, why do anything when you can just dunk on the Dems, amirite

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

LET'S GOOOOO

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

HE IS NOT REAL 🤣👽😱💀

submitted 47 days ago • 2 comments

After watching a nation collectively erase their memories of how much people disliked the Patriots (vis a vis the Chiefs)—we needed this reminder. Thank you Bill.

submitted 49 days ago • 159 comments

Any writer who thinks using generative AI for "transitions" and other things that "don't matter" has a fundamental misunderstanding of both the art and craft of writing.

submitted 51 days ago • 44 comments

"Democrats are departing from their 'resistance' strategy in his first term and zeroing in on issues that cost them the last election." Finally, a WINNING strategy!!

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Sounds like Ichiro has one more hit in him

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

AMERICA'S BACK, BABY

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

I can tell I'm getting my Bluesky account nice and curated because my feed now fills me with dread

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

current mood

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Lindisfarne, 793 AD.

submitted 65 days ago • 19 comments

this oedipal isn't shit *twenty minutes later* *holding an axe behind my back* hey dad look over there

submitted 526 days ago • 3 comments

#NewProfilePic

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

@drewcifertweets.bsky.social Now that I'm active on here, I want to go back a month and ask, "WHY is Shota Umino getting the title shot at Wrestle Kingdom?"

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

my christmas present to myself is me writing “out of the park baseball: nfl edition” on a sheet of paper and taping it over my laptop screen. the system lag is unbelievably bad but it’s still a solid alternative to madden

submitted 86 days ago • 17 comments

Foster Child Hopes Adoption Papers Not His Only Christmas Gift

submitted 84 days ago • 53 comments

I'm full of Taco Bell now. I have Taco Belly

submitted 323 days ago • 0 comments

LET'S FUCKING GO

submitted 328 days ago • 0 comments

explained fallout to my dad over phone today as "sci fi pastiche about if the 1950s just never ended. everything became atomic then subsequently nuked to shit. kitschy duck and cover bunkers. mad max/ a boy and his dog essentially. yeah a computer game. like phantasmagoria, you remember that one"

submitted 342 days ago • 18 comments

You know the old rhyme: Find a dime Pick it up And all day long You'll have a dime

submitted 349 days ago • 0 comments

"In sadder news, the man who held the Guinness World Record for 'Most Drugs Ever Done by a Single Human Being' died today; he was attacked by a pack of wild dogs he thought he saw."

submitted 453 days ago • 0 comments

I am seven years sober today!

submitted 457 days ago • 2 comments

current status

submitted 466 days ago • 0 comments

I have returned to announce former U.S. Secretary of State Henry Kissinger has died. He was surrounded by loved ones and the ghosts of millions of Vietnamese and Cambodian people.

submitted 476 days ago • 0 comments

I am crushed. What a phenomenally talented man, gone too soon.

submitted 573 days ago • 0 comments

I'm hoping my forties are nothing but setting career highs in "Hey man, I'm gonna get going. It's getting pretty late for me..." moments.

submitted 605 days ago • 0 comments

*taps microphone, clears throat for twenty minutes* Me: The Dorty Forty

submitted 605 days ago • 0 comments

you know what? fuck you. *unjollies your roger*

submitted 606 days ago • 0 comments