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Like a conservative Jimmy Carter "Put on a sweater soundbite" come to life
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Rolling blackouts because we can't allow woke is going to resonate well with the average voter.
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That statement is doing so much heavy lifting wrt Adams it should compete in the Olympics.
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Don't forgot the ongoing slow motion train crash that is FEMA once another major disaster lands and Noem screws it up.
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A lot harder to manufacture consent when you have like 25% of the political spectrum aligned with you and everyone else either apathetic or actively hostile to the supposed rallying cry to war.
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Can't believe Dan Bongo FBI is tasked with finding a guy who probably listened to him on a podcast.
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Man I thought he was going to just get a board seat at CoreLogic but this is way more interesting and stupid.
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I mean I fully expect him to pick up a cush job at a ICE/DHS adjacent contractor based on his committee chair.
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Don't worry Trump is gonna fix this by making prospective new employees write an Ayn Rand Foundation ass essay about how they're gonna move the Trump agenda forward. I'm sure they'll get plenty of qualifed and capable people with that filter.
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Noem is gonna fire so many people to try to avoid the blame herself when the federal disaster response breaks down.
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I think it's definitely his own stupid movement of online weirdos. Elon has successfully alienated himself from Trump and Co and he was literally the public face of the all the federal government firings and funding mayhem. Dems won't take him back for cash, he is Elephants Foot radioactive.
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I know I said theyd be around a while but it would be really funny if all the DOGE guys end up out on their ass because they are associated with Elon and aren't saying how strong and handsome the President is every meeting they are in which is how you keep your job in the admin.
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Maybe he can commiserate with the asteroid rape fantasy Texas lawyer guy.
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Man just get a mistress like a normal workaholic lawyer good god.
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There is also a bunch of these cretins still roaming around under DOGEs auspice or inserted by Elons crew, they'll be fucking things up for a good while even with him gone.
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Bodycam for nerds.
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It's all going to detonate if they actually pass it in the House and the Senate just says "nah" and replaces it with their version and tell Johnson he has to eat the new bill.
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Feels like jamming through that CR earlier this year that took Trump midnight phone calls to pull off was not a good sign.
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What surprised me was the work requirement not being phased in until 2029 in the original bill, just admitting it's a fake problem and claiming the 'cost savings' now.
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Lutnick is probably in competition for the most deranged boot licker in the administration, if it wasn't for Pete Navarro he would be the economy Stephen Miller but Pete holds that job.
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It's going to be very funny if at the end of this circus Trump has effectively raised taxes on literally every strata of American society even with his tax cuts passed.
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Feel like the possible off ramp if things get too dicey is them adopting a Senate version of the bill which has way more magic math and goodies vs the bloodbath the House psychos want, which probably would also result in Johnson getting dumped as Speaker.
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If the Machines from the Matrix were okay with just 30% of humanity being batteries they could get these folks to plug in willingly.
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"For every government job we destroy, 1 over-leveraged small business tyrant entrepreneur will be created to compete for a pool of limited, hostile and angry labor resources with a business loan the Mafia wouldn't sign off on"
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The funniest possible scenario is Trump tariffing foreign oil imports to prop up domestic production.
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I feel like the maximalist dumbasses are at the helm and they really do not understand how bad denying FEMA assistance to blood red loyal Republican states is gonna look.
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Like this shit makes no sense! Even a spiteful Republican admin should be approving red state requests just for points against the libs.
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I don't think the Trumpv2 admin is capable of this but I mean we are only at 100 days and this is the state of things already.
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The crack ping of American brains will be heard from freaking space if China is able to dictate terms when the US economy is collapsing and the administration freaking out, agrees to whatever Xi wants in exchange for the container ships to start running again.
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Now to take a big drink of water and check if China has a domestic passenger airframe company that could fill the gap and just shut out Boeing entirely for the foreseeable future...
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Time is a flat circle we got New Labour and a US Republican presidency angling for a special relationship again.
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The kind of state capacity and monetary resources required to move the needle significantly for any of these 'existential threats' to society would destroy Capitalism as we know it. We got a leeeeetle taste of it Peak COVID government stimulus/support and well that can't be allowed to happen again.
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Also the Senate is basically trying to just do some serious magic math and shrug at the difference whereas the blood gargling austerity hawks in the House want to kill memaw for the tax cuts
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I mean we haven't picked a fight with OPEC yet might as well to balance things out.
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The Worm in his brain issuing a press release that RFKs opinions and statements do not represent their position on the mentally handicapped.
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She looks like she was handpicked for Trump to see on the TV in the Oval Office when she was called on.
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Is that female reporter from OANN or Newsmax I wonder
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Trauma bonding the stock market.
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I'm like 40% they appeal this and it ends up at the SupCt.
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I'm holding out for him burning Australia so bad they decide to join the CJK alliance. Maybe piss off Indonesia too as a treat.
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Lol if they manage to recreate the Co Prosperity Sphere but with China as the senior partner.
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Mmmm magic bean derivatives
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I wonder if the absolute psycho natalist couple who keep getting articles written about them attended this event. They could have had a vow renewal ceremony.
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I can 10000% assure you that the 2nd amendment types would never allow any feature that remotely disables their guns to enter mainstream use in any capacity nor would it stop the literal millions of perfectly lethal analog firearms from murdering some dipshit techlords Bitcoin security force.
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Wallet inspector discourse alive and well.
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Idk how to say it but if you think China hasn't compromised Elon to the fullest degree you should be put in a care home and placed under conservatorship.
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Kinda miss the craven weird blubbering of Spicer or the absolute contempt that Sanders had for the press corps.
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It's also probably why members of Congress are grousing about stuff because they thought they were getting tax cuts and deregulation not crackheads in the walls stealing the copper or blowing up local economies because of a Nazi pepe memelord ctrl f'd "gender" in the contracts system.