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Elder millennial with all the accompanying mental health diagnoses. Toddler mom after infertility woes. Still think it’s an accident my husband married me. Absolute hodgepodge of interests.
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Guy who doesn’t even respond to the mothers of his children: reply to my email or you’re fired

Did Bill withhold NIL checks and say you gotta earn this or what?! #kubball

Uhhhmmm who is this Hunter Dickinson and where has he been?!

Neat.

The level of petty I aspire to be 🤣

Heard a song from the 80s reference a "long distance call" and it occurred to me that this is a concept that no longer holds any emotional currency whatsoever

I’m a federal employee in the same courthouse building that Josh Hawley has his MO office in. It’s funny to me that I’ve gone in at least 3 days a week for a few years and guess who no one has EVER seen

So, they’re going to take away mental health medicine and give everyone guns? What could go wrong?

Washington Post got their hands on internal documents from DOGE showing the entire plan to implement resegregation. They're going to purge minorities from government by calling them DEI. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/int...

I maxed out my credit card, emptied my savings account, and took out a loan to move from Alabama to Bethesda, MD. I don’t even qualify for unemployment since I’ve only worked at NIH for a month. I will be financially and medically devastated. Seeking suggestions for anywhere that’s hiring!!

Some federal employees who accepted Trump’s buyout offer are now being notified that their buyout has been denied, and they are being terminated instead.

Nothing like someone with panic disorder being told their meds might be taken away after a lifetime of trying to get to a point where I just dont want to 😵🪦. Go fuck your self, Junior.

You should be allowed to spend 24 hours in a house before you buy it. Like you get to test drive a car. But houses you spend like 30 minutes in and are like “yeah sure let’s go broke on this”

There is no limit to the number of times you can fill out the form on this page. Just sayin

Does The Onion just route you straight to the WH site? Because this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read.

Interesting: the State Department’s procurement forecast detailing a $400 million order for "armored Tesla" has now been edited to "armored electric vehicles." The document shows the edit was made tonight at 9:12 p.m. -- after it was highlighted in reports

Please, please, PLEASE SHOW UP FOR JURY DUTY. 😩😩😩

Monday thought:

While my computer takes an hour to restart since it got the new spyware update, I will get my Kendrick playlist ready

Me: Ugh. I'm so full, I'm not gonna eat for days. Also me: Are those brownies

I CALLED THE GATORADE COLOR

Heeeeey my parlay is still alive with Worthy getting the first TD for the chiefs! Called it!

THIS THIS THIS

My top Super Bowl memory is when Musk tweeted “Go Eagles” in 2023 from the game and then deleted it after a similar tweet from Biden got more engagement. Then he flew to Twitter HQ and demanded his workers find out why his posts were doing poorly, starting a multi-day fact finding mission.

The Snoop Dog/Tom Brady ad may be the worst 30 seconds of TV ever produced

if i text you this just know you’re cooked

not sure Snoop Dogg fresh off performing at Trump’s inauguration is the best spokesperson for Stand Up To Hate tbh

K DOTTTTTTT

"The revolution about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy" KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #superbowl

“Why you think you deserve the greatest and you aren’t?” That was for America.

All right, we deserve to lose this