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I wanna have a secret and once everyone learns it it makes them all forgive me for being so annoying
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Have fucking mercy expedition 33

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I have no idea what the power curve in expedition 33 is supposed to be. I think I’m on the last boss but there is like a fourth of the game that just kills my party in one hit.

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if you're under six feet tall girls won't even help you fashion a spear from a safety pin that you can use to defend your matchbox house from bugs

submitted 10 hours ago • 3 comments

Not using Waze now punishable by death

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As a labia haver for three months now I have to say: what is the deal with the urethra being all up inside it would be way easier if you had some kind of…flesh tube you could aim

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Me and Anubis are laughing at how heavy your heart is, man. He’s doing bits. Like acting like he can’t even lift it with both hands haha. Acting like he’s doing bicep curls with it. I’m like, damn, Anubis is in his bag

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@asterionhex.monster the giant flying foxes dr phibes uses to kill this doctor are way too cute to be scary

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@asterionhex.monster look at how stacked this Blu-ray I got at Walmart is for like 20 bucks

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nothing makes me feel more alien than thinking about just how monumentally massive GTA 6 is gonna be. who cares. you can't even do an izuna drop

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Imagine being lectured by RFK Jr about how to be healthy and then having Mark Zuckerberg tell you how many friends normal people should have

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Remember that x-files where the guy microwaved a lady in an mri machine that shit was gnarly

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In order to understand what is happening in thunderbolts you need to have watched three captain America movies, a Disney plus tv show, ant man 2, and black widow That’s so much work for David harbor doing his Russian accent

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I'm so tired... zzz...

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Napping at work to microdose getting fired

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happy may day here is a painting I did a long time ago

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they'll give a new pill to mice, poke them, and say "they react 24% faster" and then two years later you have to take the pills for work. no one knows if the pill makes you better at working, but if you stop taking it, you'll feel like you're dying. this would have been a great dystopian novel

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Powering up

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[2800 AD] CYBORG: yeah it's called 'borat' or something. apparently it was a film they used to quote a lot before the Time of the Great Burning. they had a copy on the datacore but an infophage ate it. it's unrecoverable GENESPLICE: who told you about this? CYBORG: [totally normal voice] my wife

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dogtooth

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This is the best anime dog I’ve ever seen

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I ate a whole tin of weed gummies and watched "My Dinner with Andre" and I kept saying "Damn, this is like the original podcast." I said it like eight times, to no one, I was watching the movie by myself.

submitted 4 days ago • 21 comments

Basil, the ceramic gardener 🪴

submitted 363 days ago • 28 comments

To all the conservative Canadians who are mad Donald trump tanked their election I would like to present a fable

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I didn’t know one of the coen brothers was married to a lesbian

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the filmography of David Cronenberg, chronologically

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ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏʟʟᴀʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜɴ ɪs ʜᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴇsᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴡᴏɴ

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

#StevenUniverse #LapisLazuli #Peridot

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painted some guys today

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Broke into the hospital and ate the pills that turn you into a dog

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it's all good brotha no worries.. oh and Btw may ur vices rise like vipers within u and may u perish by your own poison

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San Antonio funeral home mogul Dick Tips

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The moral of Sinners is a simple one: Drive the Irish back into the sea wherever they come ashore, so that they might slink back into the bogs whence they arose

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