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they/them causing may/hem - local cryptid - disorganized organizer 🫩 Helping other living beings is as close to a holy and sacred act as we can get, imo. I want to connect and help people, but also they stress me tf out. Free Palestine.
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whether or not we've won the fight for democratic governance by then it's gonna be really funny when he kicks it and we find out why

if you watch a bunch of documentaries you’ll start to notice a unifying theme and that’s that all police everywhere are absolutely fully completely worthless

I feel like people forget the moronic death panel stuff during Obamacare

cant go without drawing neil banging out those tunes today

Things are getting so stupid so quickly I’m having trouble catching up

oh this dude's just a nazi

WE. ARE. OUT. OF. CUSTARD. CREAMS.

DONT JUDGE US! THIS IS OUR HUMOR 😭😭😭

Toes are scarce among veteran blubber-room men.

A zoomer asked me this and felt myself turning to dust. Girl idk I was homeless at one point does that help

this will never stop driving me up a wall. we have historical evidence that people understood that congress did not need to pass additional legislation to disqualify insurrectionists. thousands of people proactively requested amnesty to run for office in the south. and then congress passed amnesty!!

I'm trying

damocles, dude, you absolutely cannot put your sword there. come on man

i think a lot about how through my childhood and early adulthood an undercurrent of political conversation was that atheism and queerness signaled the absence of a moral anchor, that it would rot our firmament, and now here i am manning the last battlement of "it is wrong to lie to people for power"

they silenced him because he told the truth

Life imitates art

if you’re thinking about visiting the US, DONT. all our food is overpriced and our national monuments aren’t even that impressive. also i think there’s something going on with the government

THREAD: The Trump administration's DOJ has removed a study from the NIJ website that found that immigrants, and particularly undocumented immigrants, commit crimes at significantly lower rates than U.S. citizens. The study is at odds with the Trump regime's propaganda about immigrants & crime. (1)

I need sopa de fideo but I don't wanna get up maybe I should reconsider getting hitched, we can take turns making each other sick soup and stroking each other's hair. That's a solid basis for a relationship right? Why else do people get married

i dunno. i am just trying to be a decent person in an indecent time and it's basically all i ever think about. other than the fact that i could be hotter and sluttier

*philosophers of science audibly sweating*

Yana, if someone asked if Ukraine was the real hostile one you'd see how stupid that is right? Jesus

US folks w/a passport looking to get a card version re⬇️ URL, this is processed as a "renewal" & passports are now only issued w/M or F markers (ie assuming nonbinary, intersex, & others using X would lose that or be caught in admin limbo) & they choose what they please to say=your "sex at birth"+

Really? Because the threat of being abducted and disappeared to a foreign slave prison for thought crimes was my first guess for the #1 concern

I SAID STOP IT

Tomorrow’s going to be a good stress test of the press. El Salvadoran President Bukele will visit the White House. At the press availability, every Q ought to be about Abrego Garcia: where is he now? Did US ask you to return him? etc. WH will hate, maybe try to prevent, so all should band together.

Oh, they've been here all along, and what happens is they run into the wall of "don't engage, just block" and then they get frustrated that no one will bother with them. They just mewl "debate me" in sad, abandoned tones, out in the cornfield, all alone.

Basically: I don’t think people understand that 36 hours from now it’s possible that America will have a formalized system for abducting enemies of the regime and stashing them in foreign gulags, indefinitely. www.thebulwark.com/p/bukele-abr...

bluesky needs more ideological diversity, a thread: 1/1 shut up

Liberals on here earnestly believe “we can’t do good things because people might get mad at us” is a powerful rallying cry

"the state can just summarily imprison someone without filing charges or holding a trial" doesn't just overturn democracy it overturns 1000 years of common law, like throwing out the entire legal system entirely and saying all people in America are the state's property.

They were shooting cans of Bud Light like a year ago because a trans person drank it.

Throughout the Trump’s first term, I always thought Congress’ impeachment power against officials below the President was underutilized. You don’t always have to go at the king, all or nothing. You can chip away at him by exposing the malfeasance of his minions.