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this is genuinely insane. we’re going to need to jail people involved with this administration

submitted 16 hours ago • 466 comments

Holy shit Vic Michaelis is so fucking good. I aspire to cause this much visible apprehension in others

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid

submitted 77 days ago • 318 comments

can you imagine the emojis Douglas MacArthur would've used if we'd had the technology?

submitted 77 days ago • 91 comments

Very fun to explain the signal scandal to my 13 year old who truly understands the catastrophe of adding the wrong person to the group chat and absolutely fell out when I showed her the Mike Waltz emojis.

submitted 76 days ago • 801 comments

pete hegseth is going to feel really shitty when the second groupchat leaks that’s called “houthi war plan no pete”

submitted 76 days ago • 72 comments

A YES on cloture is a YES for the bill. Do not let anyone play games with you.

submitted 88 days ago • 2304 comments

When AOC and Adam Kinzinger are both furious at Chuck Schumer, for the exact same reason, maybe you need to give up the idea this is just a backlash coming from far left activists.

submitted 87 days ago • 609 comments

as far as i'm concerned the entire purpose of the american experiment is to provide chuck schumer with a job that's not too challenging, yet rewarding and fun. and i hate to put it to you like this, but every criticism you post, and every phone call you make to his office, gets in the way of that

submitted 87 days ago • 99 comments

can i unrescue my rescue dog if it is a Narcissist

submitted 87 days ago • 232 comments

nzsky underrated

submitted 111 days ago • 171 comments

if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power

submitted 111 days ago • 493 comments

I honestly believe our most powerful position in a toxic time that feeds on cynicism, apathy,& despair is to genuinely care and act for a better world. Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO

submitted 129 days ago • 4320 comments

I engage them nonviolently by getting them fired and it works for me

submitted 133 days ago • 2 comments

Currently snorting the shit that killed JFK. AMA

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

submitted 137 days ago • 4345 comments

Hi! Quick note: The Onion accidentally posted a stock photo from a vendor with an AI generated image in it. We pulled the post down once we found that out. Our commitment to not using AI is very real. It's in the union contract to disclose it if we ever do. World is a slop minefield and we're sorry.

submitted 136 days ago • 719 comments

It's wild how as a trans queer you can just exist out here being who you are fucking people who want to fuck you back however that works out between you, and there's this entire field of academic psychologists professionally paid to come up with theories about why that's wrong.

submitted 136 days ago • 10 comments

Do not Do not Do NOT Announce or even hint on your social media that you’re doing illegal or potentially illegal things. Even if for excellent reasons. You will be a target and make the people you aid targets.

submitted 140 days ago • 115 comments

my favorite post of the year so far

submitted 141 days ago • 350 comments

As far as I'm concerned, if keeping your vision for your film under budget requires A.I., you're admitting to the world that you suck at creative problem-solving.

submitted 141 days ago • 150 comments

karl marx says cows must seize the tools of production

submitted 148 days ago • 4 comments

Dropout Taskmaster Dream Cast People be like "Brennan as the Taskmaster and BDG as Alex!!" No...wrong Katie Marovitch as Taskmaster, Sam as Alex.

submitted 151 days ago • 238 comments

where does the new york times even find these people

submitted 153 days ago • 726 comments

i have seen the theory that Trump is so obsessed with Greenland because he doesn't understand the Mercator projection and i cannot stop laughing. one hundred percent that's what's going on

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submitted 155 days ago • 38 comments

actually, it's fucking awesome and sucks to suck for you but the world is changing and your culture and your religion is not the center of it, your language is not superior, neither is your culture, ppl are learning concepts from people around them and embracing them and that's a good thing actually

submitted 245 days ago • 60 comments

Holy hell this is career ending

submitted 156 days ago • 37 comments

what’s up new twitter. don’t tell old twitter but we have like several kind of crazy things to announce in the coming weeks/months and i’m gonna make a concerted effort to do that here first because elon musk is a punk bitch and i hate him

submitted 209 days ago • 85 comments

i hate reading about the way our government functions. what do you mean our agency for responding to nuclear emergencies only exists because gerald ford was beefing with a guy named Captain Midnight who kept threatening to nuke boston and also did not exist

submitted 203 days ago • 13 comments

NEW YEAR NEW BANNED SPELLS THE FOLLOWING SPELLS ARE NOW BANNED BY THE WIZARD COUNCIL 1: Rain of Wet Socks 2: Power Word: Pregnant 3: Spliff Homunculus 4: Torrent of Maidens 5: Gritty Grenade 6: Eternal Dishwasher 7: Lobster Missile 8: Wall of Dogs 9: Conjure Depression

submitted 160 days ago • 3 comments

Gotta tell you, hats off to the first freak to ever eat eggs. You nailed it bud.

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

having vinny vinesauce on as background noise and hearing him, completely incredulous, go "is there a war going on between classic and new sonic fans now?" and cracking up immediately. a blessed life to have no idea

submitted 165 days ago • 14 comments

my hottest take is i really do think people complaining about the filters not working on this app are lying bitches and the people posting how NSFW creators need to make sure they tag their work so everyone is comfy are cop adjacent.

submitted 165 days ago • 18 comments

hawk the herald angles sing, glory tuah the newborn thang

submitted 165 days ago • 11 comments

its called boxing day cuz its the day they put my burger in the box at the drive thru after not doing that the day before

submitted 165 days ago • 8 comments

They call me Christmas because I am dreaded by all members of the polycule and I came early

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes you get high and start waxing idiotic about how The Simpsons is about the journey from Judaism ("Abraham" Simpson) to Hellenism ("Homer" Simpson) and then finally to Christianity ("Bartholomew" Simpson) and then someone tells you to shut the fuck up, and they’re right to do so.

submitted 203 days ago • 76 comments

Thinking about committing to The Very Big Day and not doing a small half day

submitted 169 days ago • 0 comments

i'm the least scared i could possibly be, taco bell selling chicken nuggets is more evocative of terror than this

submitted 174 days ago • 73 comments

I have worn a corset once in my life. The amount of joy from the deep pressure and support it provided was incredible. My artistic soul craves that moment often.

submitted 174 days ago • 8 comments

Me when I’m being nonbinaryphobic:

submitted 175 days ago • 1 comment