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Candid Confidante * Retired Marine * Disillusioned Doc * Erotic Entrepreneur * linktr.ee/andraporter
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I’m feeling really demoralized. It’s been 4.5 weeks of no walking on this foot. I miss the active/outdoor activities I enjoy, being able to do things for myself, and just having everything not be a momentous task. These follow-up x-rays do not seem promising. Appointment tomorrow.

Feeling hot, hot, hot

Looking for a Holy Grail accountant/CPA, who is well versed in working with ALL of the following: - 🌶️ work (1099, Schedule C) - Multiple vanilla Schedule C companies/income/regulations - Multiple Schedule E properties/income/regulations Please send recommendations!

I honestly think I’m over vacations that don’t include re-integration downtime prior to coming back to everyday life. I should feel refreshed and re-invigorated after a vacation, not exhausted and overwhelmed.

Is anyone familiar with the Kristen Bell sloth video? I definitely had a Kristen Bell sloth moment! I love these guys!

Jesus H. I had considered the possibility that I might have some neurodivergence but waived it off because everybody seems to identify with ND lately, but now I’m reconsidering because I’ve never felt so called out by a tweet.

Pardon my French, but fuck this trade war.

This is a gigantic robot with a butt plug and you will not change my mind.

Throwback Thursday to adolescent Andra from TEN years ago, who hadn’t yet discovered that sometimes when you think you’re being cute, you’re actually just putting off “I poop in planter” vibes.

Feeling pretty devastated. Travel plans are cancelled, ski season is over, family cruise has to be re-planned, & any activities that involve being on my feet are a no-go (insert joke). Boo! I added some items to my Wishlist if you’d like to offer some moral or practical support.

Intimidated by the idea of going all-in with a provider? Excited by the idea of getting to know someone new, without pressure? Want to (re)connect but don’t have a ton of time? Most of us offer and love social-only time!

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Seemingly unpopular opinion: Babygirl was horrible. It’s like the 2025 version of 50 Shades: cliche and stigmatizing in ways that would make anyone with experience in the real consensual D/s community cringe.

“Do you suppose she’s a wildflower?” —Alice in Wonderland

Join the beauties in their Sunrooms! Sunroom.so

I don’t know a single provider who leaves things behind on purpose. If you think she’s leaving things behind as a sneaky excuse to reach back out to you later, there’s a 99% chance it’s wishful thinking. Send her a gift card to plus up on Omega-3’s

Forbidden Fruit

Disclaimer: I’m glad I left academia, for reasons. But also: I received a phone call from one of my old colleagues/research partners, telling me he’d like to submit one of our papers to an AMAZING journal & asking if I’d like to join his research lab, & in the words of Borat:

My family knows and loves me 🤭

Question for SW parents, because I imagine many of us came from humble beginnings and want to give our kids the life and things we didn’t have: Do your kids earn the things they want, or do you give them the things they want?

I work hard to evolve, drawing on things like: A lot of therapies Nonviolent Communication Collaborative Problem Solving +other “nice” things But I’m also a Marine & my #1 archetype is Kali, so also: Shadow work Pain as a portal 🚫 excuses 🚫 artifice Transformation isn’t gentle.

Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul. —Oscar Wilde

Saw this quote about emotional maturity & it got me thinking about how we emphasize not letting others’ opinions or ignorance get the best of us, which is great, but we should also be actively working to improve how we form & attach to our opinions & narratives about others

Merry Christmas!

Not only is the subscriptions thing going to be a tough sell given the moderation disasters but the creator economy bit has every chance to run into the “oops, can’t allow NSFW/adult content etc” problem that every other platform runs into because payment processors are a fuck in 2024.

Santa, I’ve been good. Give your elves a break and just use my wishlist, yeah?

Come, they told me, pa rum pa bum bum.

I like when you guys send me good Ask Me Anything questions! My video response is in my Sunroom