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Laziest nurse ever.

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Walk the eff out tonight. One by one. Steal his thunder. Change the narrative.

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The Bay Area weather radar (KMUX) has been out of service for more than 24 hours now. An expensive broken part needs to be replaced and specially ordered, but that may not be possible due to ongoing freeze on government credit card spending, I’ve been told.

submitted 3 days ago • 78 comments

11 years ago today, I moved to San Francisco. 🌉 It is hands down in the top 5 of best decisions I’ve ever made. More than a decade in, the beauty of the city still takes my breath away. The mix of cultures, the warmth of the people - if I have my way about it I’ll never live anywhere else.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Outer Sunset afternoon giving Ukrainian flag vibes 🇺🇦

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

It’s only taken *checks watch* a little over a month for me to start disassociating and re-watching Ted Lasso.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Is there a reason both Draymond and Klay weren’t on the court for Iguodala’s jersey retirement? Were there shenanigans?

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Go see the Amy Sherald exhibit at the SFMOMA immediately.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Pitchers and Catchers Day, Giants fans! 🧡⚾️

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Serena Williams was on the field longer today than Harrison Butker.

submitted 24 days ago • 168 comments

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

submitted 24 days ago • 229 comments

Pillow thief.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

A little February Ocean Beach zen.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

🚨 Severe Thunderstorm Warning issued February 4 at 3:29PM PST until February 4 at 4:00PM PST by NWS San Francisco CA 🚨 Additional Details Here.

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

It’s the longest January on record and someone is shooting off effing fireworks at Ocean Beach.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Timeline palette cleanser courtesy of Bochy 🧡🐾

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Okay, I need the algorithm to feed me Moo Deng content because of all of this bs *gestures broadly*

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

If my sanity is gonna survive the next four years, I need Hollywood to start making some goddamn romcoms. Reality is terrifying enough - no more horror films, y’all.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

I 🧡 San Francisco

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

When the genes are so strong you accidentally buy the same sweatshirt as your goddaughter 🤪

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

The modern version of “if a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it - does it make a sound?”…is if you honk at a Waymo stopped in traffic does the algorithm hear it? And does it give a shit?

submitted 50 days ago • 2 comments

Dear god, bring back bars with quiet nooks. Marble everywhere just makes for an echo chamber of idiots.

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

Dear CNN - do not break into a press conference just as emergency officials are giving residents very specific advice on how to protect their homes in Los Angeles - in order to interview James Woods. Yeesh!!!

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

With evacuation orders coming fast, here’s a list of what to grab if you have to run.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

In my previous act, I’d likely already be in or headed to Los Angeles County right now to cover these fires. I was stunned when Paradise burned in November. Now this, in January. Pack your go bags and heed evac orders immediately. Pray for these latest victims of climate change.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

The decision by HBO/MAX to yank The West Wing off of streaming - this week in particular, is enraging.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

January 2nd mood.

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

It’s either Thursday or Tuesday but also might be Wednesday

submitted 62 days ago • 658 comments

A pox to everyone setting off fireworks right now - I’m not hoping anyone loses fingers, but Bochy has some choice 💩 you.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

…and to all a good night 🎄🎅🏻🐾

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Goddamn, Beyonce. 😱😱😱😱

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone who puts doorbell sounds in TV ads should be sent right to the Hague.

submitted 72 days ago • 323 comments

Bochy says 🎅🏻 owes him lots of 🎾 & 🦴 for putting up with Mommy’s BS

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Heaven is a Wayfare Tavern popover.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

It takes about 3 years to forget about the absolute effing mess glitter wrapping paper makes…and around 30 seconds to re-remember. FFS.

submitted 76 days ago • 1 comment

Gorgeous pre-Christmas sunset over San Francisco!

submitted 78 days ago • 2 comments

A tsunami warning and tornado warning all within a week and a half? I’m so tired of unprecedented weather events.

submitted 81 days ago • 5 comments

A minute-by-minute scientific breakdown of this am’s tornado warning in San Francisco and San Mateo counties by the brilliant Paul Heggen 👇🏻 @paulkpix.bsky.social

submitted 81 days ago • 3 comments

i’m sorry wat

submitted 81 days ago • 75 comments

I did not have tornado warning in San Francisco on my December bingo card. Currently sheltering in my downstairs bathroom. WTF.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Fluffy pillow thief.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Okay, is SF Giants BlueSky functional here yet? I’m stoked about the Adames signing. Best SS in the market. Now the left side of the infield is rock solid with he and Chapman. Definitely still need pitching, but it’s a start and smart to sign him now before a bunch of teams have unused Soto cash.

submitted 88 days ago • 6 comments