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Laziest nurse ever.

Walk the eff out tonight. One by one. Steal his thunder. Change the narrative.

The Bay Area weather radar (KMUX) has been out of service for more than 24 hours now. An expensive broken part needs to be replaced and specially ordered, but that may not be possible due to ongoing freeze on government credit card spending, I’ve been told.

11 years ago today, I moved to San Francisco. 🌉 It is hands down in the top 5 of best decisions I’ve ever made. More than a decade in, the beauty of the city still takes my breath away. The mix of cultures, the warmth of the people - if I have my way about it I’ll never live anywhere else.

Outer Sunset afternoon giving Ukrainian flag vibes 🇺🇦

It’s only taken *checks watch* a little over a month for me to start disassociating and re-watching Ted Lasso.

Is there a reason both Draymond and Klay weren’t on the court for Iguodala’s jersey retirement? Were there shenanigans?

Go see the Amy Sherald exhibit at the SFMOMA immediately.

Happy Pitchers and Catchers Day, Giants fans! 🧡⚾️

Serena Williams was on the field longer today than Harrison Butker.

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

Pillow thief.

A little February Ocean Beach zen.

🚨 Severe Thunderstorm Warning issued February 4 at 3:29PM PST until February 4 at 4:00PM PST by NWS San Francisco CA 🚨 Additional Details Here.

It’s the longest January on record and someone is shooting off effing fireworks at Ocean Beach.

Timeline palette cleanser courtesy of Bochy 🧡🐾

Okay, I need the algorithm to feed me Moo Deng content because of all of this bs *gestures broadly*

If my sanity is gonna survive the next four years, I need Hollywood to start making some goddamn romcoms. Reality is terrifying enough - no more horror films, y’all.

I 🧡 San Francisco

When the genes are so strong you accidentally buy the same sweatshirt as your goddaughter 🤪

The modern version of “if a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it - does it make a sound?”…is if you honk at a Waymo stopped in traffic does the algorithm hear it? And does it give a shit?

Dear god, bring back bars with quiet nooks. Marble everywhere just makes for an echo chamber of idiots.

Dear CNN - do not break into a press conference just as emergency officials are giving residents very specific advice on how to protect their homes in Los Angeles - in order to interview James Woods. Yeesh!!!

With evacuation orders coming fast, here’s a list of what to grab if you have to run.

In my previous act, I’d likely already be in or headed to Los Angeles County right now to cover these fires. I was stunned when Paradise burned in November. Now this, in January. Pack your go bags and heed evac orders immediately. Pray for these latest victims of climate change.

The decision by HBO/MAX to yank The West Wing off of streaming - this week in particular, is enraging.

January 2nd mood.

It’s either Thursday or Tuesday but also might be Wednesday

A pox to everyone setting off fireworks right now - I’m not hoping anyone loses fingers, but Bochy has some choice 💩 you.

…and to all a good night 🎄🎅🏻🐾

Goddamn, Beyonce. 😱😱😱😱

Anyone who puts doorbell sounds in TV ads should be sent right to the Hague.

Bochy says 🎅🏻 owes him lots of 🎾 & 🦴 for putting up with Mommy’s BS

Heaven is a Wayfare Tavern popover.

It takes about 3 years to forget about the absolute effing mess glitter wrapping paper makes…and around 30 seconds to re-remember. FFS.

Gorgeous pre-Christmas sunset over San Francisco!

A tsunami warning and tornado warning all within a week and a half? I’m so tired of unprecedented weather events.

A minute-by-minute scientific breakdown of this am’s tornado warning in San Francisco and San Mateo counties by the brilliant Paul Heggen 👇🏻 @paulkpix.bsky.social

i’m sorry wat

I did not have tornado warning in San Francisco on my December bingo card. Currently sheltering in my downstairs bathroom. WTF.

Fluffy pillow thief.

Okay, is SF Giants BlueSky functional here yet? I’m stoked about the Adames signing. Best SS in the market. Now the left side of the infield is rock solid with he and Chapman. Definitely still need pitching, but it’s a start and smart to sign him now before a bunch of teams have unused Soto cash.