You know the Timberwolves? Of course you do, who doesn't love basketball. But they have a fuzzy mascot named Crunchy, and ladies and gentlemen -- I'm becoming attracted to him. What is going on this country? I used to like Sidney Sweeny -- but now I dream about yiffing. This is Joe Biden's America.

I love that cigarettes after sex song !

[looking up from the roster of war criminals and capitalist vultures that comprise the upper echelons of the Democrats] I definitely would've supported Bernie but his staff were so uncouth!