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GATO? GUL DUKAT ALWAYS TRIBBLES OUT?! How can you say that? The Federation was almost DEAD under Picard and when I came in. Now we have the hottest planets in the entire Alpha Quadrant, the Gorn told me! #StarTrek #Sisko197

Like baseball? Go read!

been saying this for like 3 years now, the core constituency of the "manosphere" is not Gen Z or teenage boys, it is 35-55 year old dudes who wish they were still teenage boys

Making a list of celebrities that would help Bluesky grow if they made accounts here

this is so despicable, if we thought the loneliness epidemic was already bad, now we have the richest most powerful companies encouraging loneliness. these tech CEOs want us to only have ai friends

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Silicon Valley focusing on crafting A.I. systems that rob the livelihoods of real human artists in the interest of further consolidating wealth within the 1%, rather than, I don’t know, helping cure cancer or genuinely doing anything altruistic whatsoever:

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Hell to me is a Q&A Saw a doc about time machines. Some Q’s “Is astral projection time travel?” “Can eh-eye create a Time Machine?” “Black holes, amirite?”

Belgian Waffles on U.S.

Met a woman who said, “you’d really get along with my brother”. Sadly she didn’t want to fuck her brother. But apparently I’m well mannered, so I’ve got that going for me, which is nice.

I say without any irony or sarcasm: yes, thank you, we want parliamentary sabotage. Again, I'm 100% serious. It's one of the few things a minority party can do, and which Republicans themselves did. It's essential.

He'd never do it but Ken would probably be the best president you could dream up. You want rank meritocracy based on test scores, then here you go. The Debate Me guys sure would shut the fuck up right quick.

@sniktyler.bsky.social I’m on episode of 3 of Light & Magic, this is definitely your kind of thing.

"The first act of violence that patriarchy demands of males is not violence toward women. Instead patriarchy demands of all males that they engage in acts of psychic self-mutilation, that they kill off the emotional parts of themselves." — bell hooks

RIP George Wendt, remember the time he stopped by on Late Night with Conan O'Brien's debut episode to leg wrestle John Goodman

My teen just told me, “you’re like 100 years old but you’re also a baby. Like Baby Yoda.” This is the worst I’ve ever been owned, including online.

And I thought the Nick Offerman episode was a tough watch…

Connecticut has long been a cash cow for the federal government. But now the federal administration is threatening to withhold funds we are legally entitled to - in defiance of court orders. If they do, we should return the favor and stop collecting money for the feds.

They're talking about "water based" cooking now. Cooking things in water instead of oils. It's soup. They're making soup.

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I’m not saying I’m reckless by nature, but I dry my fitted sheets with the rest of my laundry.

There’s a word to describe the kind of centralized government that tries to control markets and businesses but I forget what it is

Was that a techno remix of “Gangsta’s Paradise” to open The FA Cup?

Introducing Balatro: choose your own adventure edition! This compact 96 volume set includes riveting gameplay from 2 unique seeds across only 84,000 pages. Reroll shop 4? Simply go to vol 41 pg 338! Reroll again? Vol 11 pg 740! Endless entertainment! (Note: endless mode not included)

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“The big issue for 2028 will be Joe Biden‘s mental acuity“ buddy nobody outside the institutional Democratic Party or the media has thought about Joe Biden in months and very likely will never think about him again.

There is no hell deep enough to contain the people involved with this

An owl has joined the chorus of tree frogs.

best guesses on what young people call groceries now: Skibbidy Edibles El33t StomachWarez Prenoms Chewbait Bespoke Mouthery Nutrish Pooprint Toner Tastepunk Bitebait Hunger Vax Lifework Batteries (blue pill) Cum Stock (red pill) Self Upvotes Snail Energy Literal Snacks

Please enjoy this stock photo the local CBS affiliate chose for a story about traffic this summer

The Trump Administration wants people who will cost more money to society over the rest of their lifespan than they will generate in economic output during that time to die. It's really not more complicated than that.

I have a modest proposal.

if you only believe in something when it applies to someone you like then you don't actually believe in it.