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MAY 10 - My first book signing in MA, along with a bunch of other wonderful queer and bipoc creators! I've been to the market several times and had so much fun I wanted to come back as a vendor. You can find more information on their website here: yet-another-queer-pop-up-market.mailchimpsites.com

one day there will be a textbook about all of this called The Enshitification of America

you're so proud of your 6yo's reading and confidence until she's shouting the taglines of your romance paperbacks at the library book sale. "NO WOMAN CAN RESIST....THE CAPTAIN OF ALL PLEASURE." like good job but girl be cool

"Jeff Bezos Quietly Launches Plan to Take Down Elon Musk" Me: what *reading* Oh. He's doing satellites. Sure. That'll show him. 😐

I feel like every time I mention a new thing happening for an upcoming book, people are shocked that I have a new book coming, so I’m going to start periodically talking about what I have going on! Three romcoms, three paranormals, and one secret book!

It’s 9am TFT time here, and citizens are already gathering to protest Tariffs by the United States. Our plain clothes Officer Penguins are attempting to maintain calm, but unfortunately we keep losing them in the crowd.

Hi, sending people to El Salvador, if they're not from El Salvador, is not deportation. It's human trafficking, and this entire regime is complicit in crimes against humanity. I hope I live long enough to see them all stand trial with the whole world arrayed against them.

If you think this can’t happen, remember that of the 125,000 Japanese Americans who were interned during WWII for years without charge or trial, two-thirds were U.S. citizens. Including me.

I don't advise antagonizing veterans and giving them nothing to lose. Many survived actual war and came back with difficulty adapting to civilian life. Giving them a reason to fight domestically? 🤔 You know what, never mind. Go on and antagonize the veterans, stable genius.

Hi, sending people to El Salvador, if they're not from El Salvador, is not deportation. It's human trafficking, and this entire regime is complicit in crimes against humanity. I hope I live long enough to see them all stand trial with the whole world arrayed against them.

The way cis men write about women's bodies... I just read a thriller where the author got really weird about how a character's pants related to her vagina and I was like, 😮🤣 You're not fooling anyone, even with initial pen names like R.A Herself. We can tell you don't know how vaginas work, sir.

Free Rümeysa Öztürk. Right fucking now. Is she in Burlington? B is for Bastille. Or Burlington? Don't mind me, I'm just naming things that start with B. Bright. Blue. Beginning. Bravery. Free Rümeysa Öztürk.

"Try the new dysentery diet! If you survive drinking our water, you'll be hospital-stay thin just in time for summer!"

God, I hate that I have to say this. Again. Making fun of evil people for how they look is gross. They will never see it but people who share their physical traits -will-. Hurting people and not caring is also gross. People who keep sharing this shit get blocks. Good day.

I just introduced the Delete DOGE Act, which – you guessed it – would defund DOGE.

Today is the 5 year anniversary to when I slowly started losing my mind during the pandemic and began dressing up as works of art. As my Twitter account has long been abandoned, why not make a thread of my madness on BlueSky? This was “The Maid” by Wilhelm August Lebrecht Amberg, from 1862

Holy fuck. From a comment in the r/Point Roberts forum: 'in Canada, the graffiti now reads "there is no enemy like a friend betrayed".' Oof. 💔

"Everything reminds me of her" I whisper, as I walk past a tree shaped like a bitch

talking about failing to cover the Hooters adequately you could even say they buried the lede between all these Hooters closings

Yeah, uh RE: my last reskeet RSVP is not a thing for protests. If someone acts like it is and they made a shiny website and need all your info? That's a fed.

Friends, I know you're excited to try protesting, but under no circumstances should you ever sign up to attend one. I'm suspicious of any org asking people to put their name on a list that is easily accessible via warrant or may even be public. You can just show up day of.

OMG! In my dreams, I was playing this super fun romance game where you could design your love interest the way you normally design just the MC and the emotes were so cute!!! I had been doing /e bridal carry and the LI totally picked up my toon! Crushed to wake up &realize this doesn't exist.😭

Goddamn 😲

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

We just learned that Washington State Library’s $3.9M annual award from the Feds has been cancelled. That’s rural libraries, rural librarians and internet access, databases for research and ebooks through Libby. DOGE needs to end.

🚨UPDATE: Rümeysa Öztürk has now suffered three separate asthma attacks while in DHS custody. She has not received her required asthma medications—a violation of her fundamental right to medical care. This is cruelty, it is neglect, and it is a damning moral and legal failure.

OK! Alien but queer and poly but they fuck instead of disemboweling everyone Bisexual Vampires where different blood types (and human illnesses) imbue different powers (with good chronic illness/ disability rep) SF solarpunk akin to Pitch Black but they befriend the monsters and learn their ways

2019: the chicken sandwich wars 2020: idk, something about masks? 2025: ...can't do it, not enough characters I could rewrite Billy Joel Fire sing about 2025 and it's only April 😭

If I had big fuck around money, I'd open a publishing company but my goal wouldn't be turning a profit. I'd hire writers to write what I wanna read. I'd have a wish list like "ghostbusters but gay" & let writers pick TBW ideas they're amped about, then I'd pay them a lot of money to write 'em.

Welcoming another Romancelandia bookstore. www.azfamily.com/2025/04/03/n...

incredible website lmfao

show me what happiness looks like! this is what happiness looks!

If I had big fuck around money, I'd open a publishing company but my goal wouldn't be turning a profit. I'd hire writers to write what I wanna read. I'd have a wish list like "ghostbusters but gay" & let writers pick TBW ideas they're amped about, then I'd pay them a lot of money to write 'em.