πΆI know it's up for me
(If you steal my tesla)
Making sure I'm not in too deep
(If you steal my tesla)
Keeping versed and on my feet
(If you steal my tesla)πΆ
The Barenaked Ladies come to mind: If I had a million dollars πΆπΆ If I had a million dollars πΆπΆ I'd buy you a Tesla, not a real Tesla, that's cruel πΆπΆ
this is honestly the kind of innovative thinking it's going to take. we're smart enough to trick this system just like they did. stop making signs and make think tanks instead.
I am amazed that people paid ridiculous amounts of money for a vehicle put together with glue. It's like someone just upsized those build it yourself models.
Lots of car panels these days are glued, for safety, to prevent panels from flying off during damage...but most also design them with tiny little lips, ledges, and various types of clips to solidly engage the car frame. Tesla and Elon are complete bozos for not designing or testing it better.
When I was a teenager, I may have done something similar. Take the car into the woods. Light it on fire. Owner gets insurance money. I get a cut. That was a different time.
nah, if u go all the way to the bottom theres a link that takes u to a clothing??? company???? (van highs) that seems to be the people who made it. i assume its some kind of marketing ploy.
There's an argument that in some jurisdictions the overall idea might not be illegal, as long as you didn't claim on the insurance, because its essentially you giving it away in a somewhat theatrical manner.
Ive loved the idea since first seeing the Mopads in judge Dredd mobile homes that continually drove themselves along the cities massive motorways I really like the idea of your apartment dropping you off at work and the going off somewhere quiet to park and recharge
This is incredible. Iβd wanna distance myself as far as possible from the Tesla look, so Iβm picturing making it look like a trolley car that sleeps like a dorm room.
They talked way too much about keeping the Tesla stylings for my liking, but itβs an incredible roadmap to work off of. Iβll be following with great interest.
Tesla resale is gunna crater so epicly that weβll be able to scoop them for as cheap as folks could get a fuckin Pinto way back when. π
Thatβs pretty funny Tesla trucks cannot be returned to dealerships. They wonβt take them. Did you ever have a vehicle you purchased where you couldnβt use it as a trade-in at the dealership you bought it hell no
This says volumes about the vehicle no insurance company is gonna insure it
Fun fact: Teslas and specifically Cybertrucks have lost so much of their value Tesla won't take them in trade.
They are nearly impossible to sell without taking a huge hit.
Trump's granddaughter (maybe) owns the Tesla Gramps bought for her at the White(s only) House KKKlassy KKKar Emporium last month. DJT's famously revenge-oriented, so maybe avoid that particular swasticar.
"Our team at Steal My Tesla has years of experience in the automotive industry, with a special focus on luxury vehicles, premium wheels and rims, catalytic converters, and driver assistance systems."
it makes it look more disrespectfull and moronic than the concept itself, its has such an strong "nigerian prince needs your help" energy to it, makes you ask yourself if tesla clients would actually fall for it.
Being that the intended audience is people who don't like tesla and want to have a laugh at tesla owners' expense, I think it comes off as unprincipled and contemptuous
Is there a thing like having a lazy eye but for reading comprehension specifically cause half of you definitely wandered off before the end of that sentence
any tesla owner who wants their tesla is a high hit for an educated intelligent person who bought it cuz they cared about global warming and green energy, and also cares elon musk is the face of destroying america now
this is a reliable set of characteristics that they would know its a parody & LOL
this particular group of americans is likely very educated ethical and aware of what the fuck is up in the world by that series of choices and will almost certainly laugh as fuck at "stealmytesla.com"
The mask part of her head thing is also a totally distinct knit from the hat part.
Also the weirdly small earcup on the left immediately followed by a huge bridge that isnβt mirrored on the right.
Also the perspective makes it look like sheβs sitting inside of the desk.
Also the unending monitor
If the subtlety of using "backdrop" in my response wasn't enough of a hint, I should tell you flat-out that I wasn't disagreeing about the manufactured nature of the image. I was pointing out that an object exists in the real world. I can also point out that photoshop has been around awhile.
Seems like a site for crazy retards lol, should probably automatically put people who finish this process on some watch lists since it shows their tendencies
Okay but this business would make BANGER money in all seriousness! Just pay to have your Tesla stolen, so u can report it stolen, and receive a refund that will give u more on what u paid to the company. They make a profit, u get money back from your mistake of a purchase! Win-Win!
There are a couple Tesla owners in my area & Iβm really tempted to print out cards with this site listed on them & put them under the windshield wiper bladesπ π
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Elon ate my cat π
^ someone make this a comedy film about hero "criminals"
I can't do everything
(If you steal my tesla)
Making sure I'm not in too deep
(If you steal my tesla)
Keeping versed and on my feet
(If you steal my tesla)πΆ
http://stealmytesla.com/#about
and arm yourself.
I love it!!!
Torch My Tesla?!!!
In all honesty though probably getting more from insurance than a trade in
Thanks. steal my tesla dot com!
Judge : I find you not guilty
Judge: Understandable, not guilty!
βFree to goβ
Lots of options https://youtu.be/tatCDbgmnxc?si=dSAY7MOITTtInHk_ so many https://youtu.be/zRgWt0LPvx8?si=eG7-CftYlI7rWzOC
It's instant burning man camper is what it is
And if it wasn't harming workforces and the environment in general it would rock
Real motorhome companies employ the Amish for quality builds because it turns out if you try to put a room on a vehicle they tend to shake apart
Tesla resale is gunna crater so epicly that weβll be able to scoop them for as cheap as folks could get a fuckin Pinto way back when. π
This says volumes about the vehicle no insurance company is gonna insure it
They are nearly impossible to sell without taking a huge hit.
https://vanhighs.com/shop/
Incredible
20 for a brick
250 to slash a tire (limit, 4 customers)
2000: Molotov Special
this is a reliable set of characteristics that they would know its a parody & LOL
this particular group of americans is likely very educated ethical and aware of what the fuck is up in the world by that series of choices and will almost certainly laugh as fuck at "stealmytesla.com"
unlikely to believe is real or mockery of them.
(Joke)
Actually like the ULEZ Scrappage scheme they could be useful in Ukraine πΊπ¦
I think itβs intentionally badly photoshopped, probably. I think itβs part of the fun.
it's an ai generated image.
no "if", no speculation.
Also the weirdly small earcup on the left immediately followed by a huge bridge that isnβt mirrored on the right.
Also the perspective makes it look like sheβs sitting inside of the desk.
Also the unending monitor
When the moons hit your eye
Like a square pizza pie
That's an AI
Wired: Coordinated Tesla dealership fires
https://stealmytesla.com/smt-flyer/