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I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold

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‘I once imposed tariffs on an island only populated by penguins’

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I guess Canadians are gonna be the Gungans in this universe. Who knew.

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FaceTiming anyone in America these days

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Illegal raw milk should be called mooshine.

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Putting the "optional" into OPSEC...

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New phone, Houthis

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Okay, this is my newest very very favorite meme.

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Grimes Slaps ‘I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy’ Sticker On Child

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Penelope in the Odyssey

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Street art i London.

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For what it's worth, Wes Streeting looks like a 10-year-old child who told a genie "I wish I was big", rather than "I wish I was an adult"

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Good morning. The leader of the Senate Democrats has now invoked “the Magna Carta”.

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Did you know that some of the older bollards in London are in fact repurposed cannon, many from the Napoleonic wars, some French, some British, although I don't think anyone can say for sure. Here's a picture of some dug up and laid flat. I love that the city I live in has so many ancient layers.

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Me: If Jack in the Box turned fash like Steak ‘n Shake I think it would break me Priest: again kinda sad but not a sin

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Incoming message from the Grammy’s. Lady Gaga wants to know what the fuck you’re doing so close to the Neutral Zone.

submitted 60 days ago • 39 comments

John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.

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Well, this, obv.

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Senator: I’ll speak in his defense because to err is human. Who among us hasn’t shown up drunk to work? Who here hasn’t cheated on their wife? Hegseth: Please stop helping me Senator: Who hasn’t taken off their pants at the zoo?

submitted 80 days ago • 653 comments

typing is exhausting!

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Jealous Trump Throws Own State Funeral To Upstage Carter’s theonion.com/jealous...

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Might as well post that picture of my son when he was a baby. The one where he look like he was born playing darts. In 1957. Looking like he just got some bad news about a tractor trailer his nephew was minding for him. With a face like my dad's when I tell him about my podcast.

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Stunt dog Louis has to parachute roll whenever catching a ball

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I didn't know how much I needed to see a donkey snacking on oranges until now 🖤 🔊 sound up! 🎥 ccihancelik_

submitted 94 days ago • 728 comments

for the potato fears not death

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Boba Fett's pacifist brother opened a restaurant

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When God created ducks, He said, "Waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo."

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Sometimes in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

submitted 98 days ago • 472 comments

Long threads are annoying on bsky but I recommend reading until you get to the pictures of the final product

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forgot about the sunglasses on my head until they fell perfectly into place while saying "diahrrea medication" to the pharmacist

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SSL certificates were one of the original NFT markets -- A very small number of people got very rich for selling absolutely nothing but little files of crypto data. And they were bad at it. Lets Encrypt eliminated that whole industry.

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“I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road”

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This is Summit. He carefully selects a new stick every morning from his hotel's stick library. Thinks every beach should have one of these. 13/10

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A UK political anniversary. 40 years ago today we had a new Prime Minister. Politically inadequate, Jim Hacker’s rise owed much to an exaggerated threat from Europe. Was this a rare example of history coming first as farce and later as tragedy? I ponder… www.linkedin.com/pulse/hacker...

submitted 108 days ago • 13 comments

nation on the verge of a nervous breakdown

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Accidental W.B. Yeats poem

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