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huge fan of the 70 year old german guy who uploaded this 360 degree interactive panorama of inside a corn flakes bag. it's in the corn flakes article on

Holding Israel accountable is not support for Hamas it’s support for humanity and the rule of law. Without it, we are not a civilization but a collection of beasts walking upright.

“it’s interesting to hear that we are too strong for sports but too weak for the military” ATE

how the fuck do you put tariffs on movies?

CDC Officials Announce Free Ice Cream For Everyone, Delicious Tasty Ice Cream, And Also There Is An Ebola Outbreak theonion.com/cdc-off...

‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...

Now, then, forever

I’m about to board my flight to El Salvador, where I hope to meet with senior government officials to discuss the return of Kilmar Abrego Garcia. I also hope to see Kilmar and check on his condition — and remind him that we won’t stop fighting until he’s home.

Yes😂

The Art of the Deal is full of shit, just like tRump

am i allergic to something in texas barbecue pringles? yes. is that going to stop me? no.

“ELON vs. RFK Jr.” @jadomian.bsky.social @therealtony.bsky.social #elonmusk #jamesadomian #rfkjr #anthonyatamanuik #sxsw

America, you f**ked up! She warned us. She had a plan that would have benefited everyday Americans. But too many ignored her—because it was never really about the economy. Now folks are scared, struggling—and we’re cooked.

Babysitter Finds Real-Life ‘Monster’ Under Child’s Bed theonion.com/babysit...

As the Texas measles outbreak continues, doctors there are treating some children given so much vitamin A that they have signs of liver damage. Story by @teddyrosenbluth.bsky.social Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/03/25/h...

Looks like I've made an embarrassing public mistake. Time to do what alpha males like me do in these situations: whine and avoid accountability

Stay focused

i love my country 🫡🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 news.stv.tv/west-central...

RFK Jr

A standing ovation to Lin-Manuel Miranda for canceling Hamilton’s run at the Kennedy Center in courageous protest to the dictatorship over the Arts. His brilliant hit musical will always be welcome elsewhere and the show will go on without the egocentric political con artist in charge.

Yes, my economic plan will cause short term pain. But after that you won't feel the pain anymore because you'll be dead