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i wrote this poem in college 2 years ago. you may have seen the video but here’s the typed version. i hope ya like it.

CARTOON OF THE DAY

Days until 1/20/29: 1459 0.2% done with this term

For the next four years my plan is simple: [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted]. [redacted] [redacted], [redacted] [redacted], and [redacted] [redacted] too.

YOU! ARE LIKE PAPA! 🫵🏼

Love it when you log on to E*Trade and you accidentally enter your password wrong. It’s like “UHM HELLOOOOOO YOU’RE WRONG??? DID YOU FORGET YOUR PASSWORD??? I THINK YOU NEED TO RESET YOUR PASSWORD, YOU STUPID LOSER!”

Reading makes you live longer.

Right now I’m feeling like August 2018 Annie did when it was the first weekend of being at Rutgers and the only thing that calmed me when I was up late at night was watching Johnny Johnny Yes Papa in the common area while everyone else was trying to sleep in our +80° rooms 😭

For all intensive purposes, what idioms or colloquialisms do people seem to constantly get wrong?

Ant

Okay I’m gonna go to a random word generator and tell you the first word that they say

Me: *trying to go to sleep* My brain: omg annie make sure you got the confirmation email for the hotel you booked for January 31st

Congratulations everyone willing to sacrifice American excellence, pride and freedom (just to start) for better egg prices that you were never going to get in the first place. I’ll remember your ignorance and apathy with every family ripped apart.

TIME magazine’s ‘Person of the Year.’

My goal in life is to be as happy as Jamie Lee Curtis when she was eating yogurt in those Activia commercials

What the hell are we even doing? Normalizing & green-lighting another psychotic madman. That’s what we’re doing. It’s f’ing insane.

Why is it called gerrymandering instead of cheating?

Taking notes on the Spotify Wrappeds that had Chappell Roan so that I know who is gay

Religion does NOT belong in our schools! Agreed? ✋

Happy December 1st! First holiday season reminder that the movie Carol is mid and does not deserve the hype as a great WLW movie (because it’s not!)

Curb Your Enthusiasm reads VERY differently once you realize Cheryl Hines is the weird one.

Good morning folks, happy Sunday! It wouldn’t be a Sunday without the weekly Cummins argument 😎

I've seen so many big larpey Space Marine weirdos have a meltdown over my various Warhammer40k series to confirm it's 100% true.

Libraries are absolutely the best places on earth.

Someone tell Winnie to stop snoring please

Let’s play a game called “are you depressed, or did you just watch the Christmas episode of The Bear while on your period?”

I think I have finally recovered from my stomach bug 😎

Facebook’s “targeted” ads need to recalibrate because while they recommend sweaters with fun designs, they only recommend the ones that are $120-180… Do I look like I have that kind of money to throw at a sweater?

So this is pretty cool: I think I’m the first national news correspondent to switch my chyron social handle from X to Bluesky. 💪🏽

Channeling my inner woman-ness (painting my nails and having a meltdown whenever it smudges)

Somewhat related note - Connie is my favorite gal there. I feel there is no explanation needed for this, since she is one of the authentic and caring characters…doesn’t deserve the hate she gets.

The real crime in The Godfather II is when Michael eats an orange like an apple…with the peel still on. Michael what’s your deal, bro?? Was destroying your family’s integrity not enough??

I like my suuuuitcaaaase

*British voice* hello luv xx