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i think the funniest phenomenon of transphobia is when they twist themselves in a knot to misgender. it’s not even offensive, it’s just cartoonishly goofy as hell lol

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Watching Secret Lives of Mormon Wives season 2 and I’m almost certain Miranda and Taylor would’ve been lesbians if they weren’t Mormon.

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buddy you came to the wrong ass to fuck

submitted 35 days ago • 43 comments

twitter is so openly nazi these days that you saying that a guy singing kanye wests new “Hil Htler” song is nazi propaganda isn’t actually nazi propaganda

submitted 35 days ago • 159 comments

Zero. We all know it's zero.

submitted 35 days ago • 3 comments

the excitement of the new pope has already worn off we should select a new one again

submitted 36 days ago • 105 comments

Masking shows that you care about your community and vulnerable populations.

submitted 37 days ago • 23 comments

White smoke pours from the Sistine Chapel chimney, signalling a pope has been elected to lead the Catholic Church.

submitted 39 days ago • 24 comments

Flattered at the implication that, at some time in the past, I was cool and not cringe

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

fat guys at jersey girl stoners sandwich places who like to peg 🤝 craving a toasted italian sub

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

As someone who spent six years of the prime of my career fighting against the idea that you can advance your political agenda by recklessly spreading the assertion that a deadly shooting was staged to a mass audience while lacking any semblance of quality evidence, man, get the fuck outta here.

submitted 39 days ago • 19 comments

Staying informed in 2025:

submitted 137 days ago • 13 comments

Your utility account changes platforms. You’re notified via email. You don’t get the email. Your autopay stops working. Your bill pay is rejected. Your account number changes. You see the email. You login to new platform. It requires the old account number.

submitted 42 days ago • 14 comments

Trump says he's unsure whether people in the US are entitled to due process reut.rs/3EQMHzy

submitted 43 days ago • 102 comments

begging for money on the internet after calling a child racial slurs? these are gutter people raised in gutter families with a rotten, rancid culture

submitted 45 days ago • 763 comments

as a medievalist, let me say that this always ends well

submitted 48 days ago • 5 comments

Despite seeing several people I totally trust say this was real I still felt I had to verify it with my own eyes. And having done so I still can't believe it's real.

submitted 47 days ago • 3151 comments

Thank you Greyhound!

submitted 47 days ago • 761 comments

this probably goes without saying but the stories that make you seethe with rage are best contemplated in moderation and not for an entire day straight. i see resist accounts on here that retweet 50 pieces of awful news every hour as if the human heart can hold all that shit safely. take breaks

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I'm the guy at the park with 3 off-leash dogs at 12:15pm on a Wednesday. I like to spend some time with my off-leash dogs as close to the children's play area as possible before instructing my dogs to follow and bark at any other dogs they see. If you say anything to me about it I'll kill myself

submitted 54 days ago • 6 comments

Are Catholics just like on the honor system right now

submitted 54 days ago • 76 comments

Really need journalists to push back on this bullshit. When they say this, just ask them point blank: "Are you saying that because one Latino man committed a murder, another Latino man deserves a life sentence? Do you think all Latino men interchangeable?"

submitted 54 days ago • 783 comments

the very real literary agent who definitely got for real fired for posting non-fake manuscripts will be moving on to his next venture, posting secret resistance messages from the national park service account

submitted 53 days ago • 12 comments

I made this during the AJ match I was bored @maffewgregg.bsky.social #Wrestlemania

submitted 56 days ago • 25 comments

Logan Paul is an incredible wrestler and this is only cemented by the fact that he beat AJ Styles tonight at Wrestlemania. AJ Styles is known for his 5 star matches in Japan, but Logan isn’t shabby either. Google “Logan Paul Japan” for more!

submitted 56 days ago • 80 comments

happy easter

submitted 57 days ago • 4 comments

we love our fans and listeners!

submitted 57 days ago • 60 comments

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

submitted 57 days ago • 339 comments

Turning 30 is actually not bad because you actually spiritually turn 30 at age 27. By the time you hit 30, you've already been 30 for three years.

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i cannot emphasize enough that if you thought trump would bring the war to a close or even make headway on a peace agreement then you are among the dumbest people alive www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/0...

submitted 59 days ago • 358 comments

im sorry to be so divisive and partisan but i dont think the government should be inventing a criminal history out of thin air to justify sending someone to a concentration camp in a foreign country

submitted 60 days ago • 278 comments

It is really bothering me (understatement) that the message is “bring back that one innocent guy” and not “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK SHUT DOWN THIS WHOLE OPERATION IMMEDIATELY.”

submitted 61 days ago • 12 comments

Maryland Democratic senator goes to El Salvador in push for Kilmar Abrego Garcia's return

submitted 61 days ago • 61 comments

This is where we are headed. If you don’t believe me, ask what basis the government had to send me and my family to a prison camp in Arkansas. We “looked like the people who bombed Pearl Harbor.”

submitted 61 days ago • 555 comments

AOC: I saw on Fox, Jeanine Pirro says that they found so many babies and two year olds and four year olds receiving social security. I got a notice for you Jeanine Pirro: those babies receive social security because their parents died. That’s not a waste. That’s humanity. That’s America.

submitted 61 days ago • 1134 comments

Now, then, forever

submitted 61 days ago • 258 comments

I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article

submitted 61 days ago • 806 comments

“It’s amazing that others in this room underwrote electing a man who, in the last week, single-handedly destroyed all of American science. It’s amazing how much good science you can destroy with $320 million and RFK Jr, very fast.” — Seth Rogen’s censored remarks presenting the Breakthrough Prize

submitted 61 days ago • 267 comments

the classic burger king chicken sandwich — the long boy — is underrated in the fast food chicken sandwich game

submitted 62 days ago • 480 comments

i never understand how people take orders that are pure evil and rationalize it. how do these people live with themselves. if i forget to say goodbye to a friend at a function before leaving i feel like a monster and these people simply shrug off crimes against humanity lol

submitted 62 days ago • 121 comments

We traded Europe for a guy that builds concentration camps for profit.

submitted 62 days ago • 2232 comments

MAGAts freaking out about Green Day again

submitted 63 days ago • 32 comments

Ancient dude: Then these guys turned into eagles and flew into the sun. They killed the sun, ripped its guts out and that became the Milky Way. Not as a metaphorical thing but for real for real.

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

I’ve never seen a tweet that more effectively communicates how we got to this current situation

submitted 66 days ago • 804 comments

She never misses an opportunity to destroy her ketamine addicted dad.

submitted 69 days ago • 58 comments

basically the way posting works is every one is a little ape in a cage. when you reply to someone's post it's like you're rattling the bars of their cage and they start hooting back

submitted 70 days ago • 72 comments

“Why do you criticize the left so much?” Because the right wing are either dumbasses or demons and the Dems seem pretty married to bipartisanship at this point (though it does seem like their voters are getting disillusioned at this point). I criticize the left because it NEEDS to become viable.

submitted 69 days ago • 23 comments