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Author, animal lover, married, artist, musician, uneducated street urchin.
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It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, after that you have to use your imagination.

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“I hate to bother you but…” -Me lying, I fucking love bothering people

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Ballroom Blitz is the only song where the singer checks if the other band members are ready before the song starts. He makes every other singer look like a thoughtless pig

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Happy may the 4th!

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To date, I have survived: Killer bees, a dolphin attack, almost kicked to death by an emu, homelessness, drug addiction, heat exhaustion, hypothermia, drank jet fuel, and beanie babies. (And that's the list I gave my psychiatrist when she asked me "why do you think you might be agoraphobic?")

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Me: FML My life: well FUCK YOU TOO

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you've been hit by you've been struck by a huge vehicle

submitted 95 days ago • 26 comments

imagine thinking you have kidney stones and then pissing out a tiny magic school bus

submitted 105 days ago • 29 comments

coffee so black spaghettification begins when you lean in for your first sip

submitted 112 days ago • 68 comments

Lead us not into penn station

submitted 121 days ago • 82 comments

There's a way for drake to come back from this and that is to make a ska record

submitted 123 days ago • 160 comments

In a committed relationship with the downfall of my enemies

submitted 123 days ago • 6 comments

It's like shooting fish in a needle stack!

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Watered down shampoo for bodywash: 2024

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Microdosing hell by living in America

submitted 145 days ago • 25 comments

Did your child lose their book collection in the Los Angeles fires? Are you a teacher at a school that lost its library or your classroom library? Whether you need one book or a whole library, we can replace your books. 📚 Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏

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geraldo rivera is a man with a complicated legacy, but whatever else you might think about the man, you have to admit he laid that nazi the fuck out

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