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Author, animal lover, married, artist, musician, uneducated street urchin.
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“I hate to bother you but…” -Me lying, I fucking love bothering people

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

Ballroom Blitz is the only song where the singer checks if the other band members are ready before the song starts. He makes every other singer look like a thoughtless pig

submitted 16 days ago • 135 comments

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Happy may the 4th!

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

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To date, I have survived: Killer bees, a dolphin attack, almost kicked to death by an emu, homelessness, drug addiction, heat exhaustion, hypothermia, drank jet fuel, and beanie babies. (And that's the list I gave my psychiatrist when she asked me "why do you think you might be agoraphobic?")

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Me: FML My life: well FUCK YOU TOO

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

you've been hit by you've been struck by a huge vehicle

submitted 90 days ago • 26 comments

imagine thinking you have kidney stones and then pissing out a tiny magic school bus

submitted 100 days ago • 29 comments

coffee so black spaghettification begins when you lean in for your first sip

submitted 107 days ago • 68 comments

Lead us not into penn station

submitted 116 days ago • 82 comments

There's a way for drake to come back from this and that is to make a ska record

submitted 118 days ago • 160 comments

In a committed relationship with the downfall of my enemies

submitted 118 days ago • 6 comments

It's like shooting fish in a needle stack!

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

Watered down shampoo for bodywash: 2024

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

Microdosing hell by living in America

submitted 140 days ago • 25 comments

Did your child lose their book collection in the Los Angeles fires? Are you a teacher at a school that lost its library or your classroom library? Whether you need one book or a whole library, we can replace your books. 📚 Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏

submitted 144 days ago • 268 comments

geraldo rivera is a man with a complicated legacy, but whatever else you might think about the man, you have to admit he laid that nazi the fuck out

submitted 144 days ago • 22 comments