approx11ninjas.bsky.social
Author, animal lover, married, artist, musician, uneducated street urchin.
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Giraffe dick, higher than bird pussy, higher than astronaut anatomny... higher than asteroid anus! (Last one)
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The arizona trail is a beast, on a good year it can be 10 miles or more between water sources. Tank up, stay hydrated, siesta through the hot parts, and stay safe out there!
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Now you dont have to leave the house to get travelers diarrhea! 🥇
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I love a good final fantasy-ish kinda game! I'm downloading it now!
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That's how every single assassin's creed game is for me, I'll be forgiving and give it a chance. Love a good game like that, when you look up and suddenly 4 hours have passed! Lol
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I was on the fence about this one, but with your recommendation I'm gonna give it a try!
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The brothers are honestly the most enjoyable thing on this site.. also.. still waiting on more ancient balcony chihuahua gossip.
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That's what I call my receding hairline
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I have mutant super powers, but only when I'm high. Yeah, I get super hearing and top tier paranoia. It's kinda the worst powers, well almost..
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Look, he is short on legs, short on patience, and long in waiting for you to food him properly. (Dawwwwwwww)
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Hell yeah
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Can't go wrong with smoked meats and cheeses, face peels, sugar scrub, lightsabers.
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My blind ass with new glasses: "hey everyone, did you know that there are individual leaves on all the trees?!? It's usually just a big ole green blur, but not today!"
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Listening now!!
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Octopus arms be like: OoOoOoOoOo
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I hope you feel better soon!
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I have admiral anxiety, it's been promoted since yesterday
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This is rusty, and he is cold
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Please do! I'm here visiting family, family that LOVES the spice had I known, you'd be headed to New Mexico a little lighter! (At least a few bottles lighter that is)
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Hahaha! Like ships passing in the night! I'll be looking for the hot sauce truck on the other side of I l40! Lol I'll be going the other way! Hahahaha good luck in ABQ!
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The next time you come through flagstaff you NEED to try the navajo tacos at salsa brava! (They're kinda the best)
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Wait, you're in arizona and I missed you? @$#%! Anyways! Travel safe (and spicy!)
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That should have been Ashley Madison's theme song, a missed opportunity if you ask me. (Nobody asked me)
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I was IMMEDIATELY teleported to EVERY single bathroom at an open mic comedy club. These words have power, you gotta be more careful.
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I draw it out as far as possible that's why I use "ph" ... say it with me "phhhhhhhhhhhhhuck tik tok" its a softer "f" sound and you can hold it longer.
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Please, please, please, PLEASE tell me you are going to do a musk episode?!? Because he is the weirdest littlest guy. (Also don't spare the corpses for the episode if you can help it, thanks in advance if that was your plan, if it wasn't, that's fine too)
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Both of my parents and grandparents were chain smokers at one time. They smoked CONSTANTLY, in the car, next to the crib whatever. In fact, so much so when I went to wash a doily from those years, it acted like a cigarette tea bag! Made the water a dark brown
Those times were wild.
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Your show has quickly become my favorite, I was aware of who you were when I heard you on other podcasts. But then when you got your own show.. I can't stop telling people about it! I can't wait for the next episode, I don't care if it contains human remains or not, I'm gonna be listening!
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Also, the teeth left on the ground!! (That part was really good)
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OK so, I JUST finished part 5 (brilliant series of episodes BTW! But can't help but notice you left out the corpse that we talked about earlier, that's fine) anyways then I come over here and I'm gifted with the sight of this video. It's like the cherry on top, chefs kiss 1000/1000