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I mean, if you like abusing power, you might be able to. I don't think you really want to be empathetic.
Adapt. Improvise. Overcome.
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Those men generally can't make women laugh though unless they take off their pants and show off their tiny weiner.
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When I reached retirement age I built my dream home made of those clear pieces.
Best place ever.
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JFK's polls really dropped after that trip to Dallas.
Just sayin.
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I don't care enough about the world or its people to know what ACAB means.
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Well... people that don't have sticks up their asses already know all Fridays matter.
If you aren't celebrating the weekend, you prolly like eating stale potato chips.
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I don't know what a Kyle Rittenhouse is but I hope you are doing okay Sooz.
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I try to spent 100% of my money by the end of black Friday.
That way I can complain to my mummy about having no money because of Biden and the bad economy.
She believes me because she has dementia.
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You never forget your first Dolly boner.
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I love it when companies try to whore themselves out to me for a few bucks.
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Sir, please purchase the books before marking them with graffiti.
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If you aren't gerrymandering your pie, you aren't living your life properly.
- Keifer Sutherland
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Well, that's cause some of them processed their shit and moved on.
Personally, I like to think about shit my parents did 20 years ago and use that as an excuse for my various fuck ups.
"Your excel sheet looks like shit"
"Sorry, it's cause my dad was an alcoholic"
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"Almost legal"
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There was a moment today while eating at a nice restaurant for Thanksgiving dinner we noticed a girl at another table eating French fries.
Then they brought a second plate... only French fries.
Then we noticed two others at the table were main coursing fries.
That's fucked up man.
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There was this kid on my plane the other day that kept kicking my seat. The mom kept trying to hush them and when the kid started screaming like a little bitch she apologized.
That said, I wish someone would beat the shit out of people that think it is okay to blast cell phone music in public.
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Thanks, she's super hot too!
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If you aren't showing the internet your half naked bod for free, you ain't living your life correctly
--- my mom
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You are not the hero we wanted, but the one we needed.
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I hope her wish is granted.
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"And we didn't have machines so we used people"
"Wowwww"
"And we paid them nothing"
"CrZyyyyyy"
"And we had no AC so it was hot as fuck"
"Well that's just unacceptable...."
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Google been doing that shit forever. I remember for windows phone they kept changing rules and banning apps to make sure it never succeeded.
Those dickwads are always doing sneaky shit.
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Ooooh baby. That last fuck is gonna last at least 6 months of to use it only when needed.
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If you aren't keeping a public list of your enemies at the forefront of your mind 24/7 then you are a pussy.
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Or...
Attach a nude picture. Doesn't have to be of you.
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I'm pretty sure the pan is just trying to remind idiots that a think piece of aluminum can only hold so much weight.
But, sometimes I look at the tiles when I'm on the toilet and see faces in the patterns too.
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Anyone can violate the ceasefire anytime they want. We are human.
My wife is all like "don't touch my boobies..."
I'm going to try, I'm human.
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Nothing sours my shopping day more than hearing about jews and Muslims raping each other.
Damn you Obama!
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Actually, it's about finding a 256 GB Galaxy Samsung Tab S9 for under 500 bucks
It has an Oled 120hz screen with 12 GB of ram.
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I'm more interested in eating this delicious fucking sandwich.
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You can mute me if you want. I just like being on lists.
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You gotta double bag your socks.
#druglifeprotip
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My favorite part of America is where people share opinions from an air conditioned palace, feel better about themselves, then have a nap.
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Necrophiloacs are going to love visiting the middle east this season.
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Thanks. Please turn up the brightness too.
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Who are you talking to?
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Journalist jail is prolly boring as fuck.
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The ghost of a stoned Thomas Jefferson shows up in court.
"It's against the constitution to persecute anyone for living màs"
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Sex first THEN taco bell.
#RealLifeProTips
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Clearly you don't know jack shit about having a good fucking time.
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White billionaires are the best. They do write shit like eat sushi off a naked Asian.
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I like my actors with two wings and capable of getting me from Boise to Dallas in 3 hours.
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In another book one or the pirate lords dad becomes a Templar, goes to America, has a bastard native american son, and basically ruins all the good the pirates did.
#lookitup
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Elon doesn't matter. One of his kids will be a new Hitler tho.
Another will be a new obi wan, so it's balanced
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On Thanksgiving we celebrate by stealing our neighbors turkey.
We are both white so it is not racist despite me hating white people.
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When he finishes skynet you might still not give a fuck, but Sarah Connors kid will.
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Kill the disabled and we will have more houses for the homeless and immigrants
#simplesolutions4simpleprpblems
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When people realize saying his name gives him power and all they needed to do was stop the world can move on.
#voldemort