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Hi, I'm old and boring. Mostly here for art, animals, chatting and to shoot stray thoughts into the void. Ace. He/They.
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Happy Twin Peaks Day, my friends ☕️

Just learned about the existence of Joe Spreadsheet, the beefcake 80s spreadsheet software mascot a la Mavis Beacon

IT'S TRUE THEY WERE A FUCKING GOVERNMENT PLANT FAKE FAN FRAUD

Surely this new video won't make me seem like a crank. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEJp...

My cat Bobbie just stole a piece of lettuce from my salad and tried to eat it. She then spit it out in disgust and looked at me like it was my fault. I don’t have a photo of her with the lettuce, but here is one of her yesterday looking real guilty when I caught her sticking a dirty paw in my tea.

two things: 1) the data collection for this org is mostly researchers from the academia world targeting cohorts mostly within academia, with emphasis on "we will pay you $100ish & a meal to talk to an academic in a group room". not a great place to talk about sex, let alone any personal motivators

live now! stream 2 small saga twitch.tv/helloitsmouse

Nice tiny clown car bitch, looks like shit. (45 clowns get out and step to me) Oh fuck

Darwin was nearly pushed to the brink by 8 years of obsessive study in his attempts to understand the unique quirks of barnacle evolution while suffering poor health and personal tragedy. If anyone earned the right to hate the barnacle like no man before him, it's Charlie D.

"When you ride TESLA, you ride with Hitler. Join Public Transportation Today!" Reworked WW2 poster spotted in Oakland

advice to young writers: - begin the first sentence of every paragraph with, "So basically the whole deal is, is that [...]" - begin subsequent sentences with, "And plus, [...]" - end every paragraph with, "So that basically wraps it up as far as all that goes." - 4 blank lines between paragraphs

If you, like me, are suddenly overcome with a troublesome attack of sympathy reading this, consider a completely true reframing of this that will help: "I, a public servant, am comfortable letting innumerable other people suffer for the sole purpose of protecting myself/my interests."

Just Admit You're Wrong

basically canon

we are hiring again here at @halfmermaid.co !! apply at halfmermaid.co/jobs for one of these exciting new roles on Project D :) ➡️ Senior Character Artist ➡️ Cinematic Manager ➡️ Senior Environment Artist (European timezones preferred) ➡️ Level Designer (European timezones preferred) please share!

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Annapurna Interactive announces 'Gone Home' extraction shooter sequel in which 30 players are parachuted into Rural Oregon and attempt to collect enough Angela Carter short story collections and Kate Bush LPs to realize they're a lesbian before anyone else

the lesson here is do not under any circumstances make a corporation a good game. dont make them a bad game either. what should you make? well its not exactly clear

✨ 2nd Major Update – Coming March 10th Introducing the Animal Sprite Statue! Powered by an Essence Stone, this magical statue will play a soothing tune each day to help keep all the animals in that barn or coop happy, eliminating the need to pet each animal individually. 🎶

Sid and Fern have very different ways of enjoying their catnip.

The thing I keep coming back to about the federal government collapsing is how apathetic so many social institutions have been. The discourse has been so demolished over the years that I think some publications literally cannot comprehend reality anymore.

This might be the funniest name anyone has ever give a horse

It's kind of cool to see that the NYT is treating Canada the same way they treat trans people. Like it's a thought experiment rather than a bunch of living people.

On Wednesday we are recording a game club on INDIKA and over on our Patreon show we are covering MULHOLLAND DR. If you have questions/comments about either, send an email over to [email protected]!

In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.

while you were still in bed we were already grinding

Hibiki Tachibana: maybe this is it…I can’t just punch my way out of this….🥺🥺😭 The ghost of the 5000 year old transgender lesbian alchemist possessing her karaoke-powered god-killing armor: think again, bitch!

This is a program for teenagers with serious disabilities who are finishing high school and transitioning to their next steps in life. Trump just axed it, effective immediately, in the middle of the night, with no notice.

oh dear

For Crunchyroll News, I spoke to @racra-translations.bsky.social about translating cult classic RPG Zakuzaku Actors into English! www.crunchyroll.com/news/feature...

girl goes to doctor. says she's depressed. says she feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. doctor says "treatment is simple. bocchi the rock is in town tonight. go and see her." girl comically explodes into a pile of pink dust

wrath of khan is due for a comeback in the younger generation. i feel like the thing standing in its way is. well the state of modern star trek. but it is simply one of the greatest old man yaoi movies ever made if you like anime you will like wrath of khan

FYI, Amazon will no longer enable the downloading of ebooks to exterior devices starting February 26th. Here’s a tutorial on how to download your ebooks off of Amazon. You can use Calibre (free software) to reformat the kindle books to be used on other devices. www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2DQuRqn/

hi. hi. HI. in 15 minutes I will be co-reading #umineko on joseph anderson's stream at twitch.tv/andersonjph, he's about halfway through episode 2 so if you're an umi fan come check it out! also reminder that i will start streaming again next week at twitch.tv/helloitsmouse :)

it's St. Valentine's day. Why not read something... well, it's not exactly *romantic*, but...

HARDCORE FEMALE VG PROTAGONIST: (ripping & tearing horde style enemy) Eat my fucking ass! SUPPORTIVE GENERIC 'WHOOPASS' SQUAD MATE: Hell yeah Kimberly! Fuck those fuckers up. SUPPORTIVE GENERIC 'INFORMATIVE' SQUAD MATE: Don't forget, you can equip a medkit with X, then use it by pressing Y.

I swear the onion could not make a funnier fake video about service game devs ruining their game than this

I had a very specific dream last night

My cat chased a mouse under the bed, and emerged with a plush toy mouse while the real one escaped out the other side. She fell for a Tom and Jerry–ass bit!

The Stonewall Inn released a response to the National Parks Service removing the word transgender from the park outside of the Inn. A great reminder that we have to look after each other

***New video is out!*** It's been over a year and I still can't get over how sublime Alan Wake 2 is. Here's a video about why. Video link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rzng... @remedygames.com

"I know how big a moose is" - every person right before they see a moose, no matter how many times they've seen a moose "wait what the fuck?!" - that exact person 15 seconds later