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argrassetti.bsky.social
Baseball, science, much less hiking than my online presence would lead you to believe.
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was considering a joke about how this headline only makes sense on ESPN, but did my due diligence and learned that cats have achilles tendons, they sometimes rupture, and a Veterinary and a Comparative Orthopaedics and Traumatology study examined 21 cases of Achilles repair in cats

I have been Merlin Bird App pilled

Amazing to see so many scientists standing up for science and advocating for research around the world yesterday! We won’t be censored! #standupforscience @standupforscience.bsky.social

Happy International Women's Day to this classic banger

100% doing a Demolition Man rewatch tonight may fuck around and live skeet it

“I’d like to see him sifting through spiny naiad in 120-degree weather looking for parasitic snails. He’s the one that goes golfing on the government dime. I don’t even know how to golf.”

At @standupforscience.bsky.social and the signs are statistically significantly excellent

So it really doesn’t matter if Castellanos belongs in right?

"in my day, we didn't have obliques." -- John Smoltz

JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS

Junior Caminero multi-HR game szn

[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

Valentines Day lab meeting in the UT Insect Collection was unconventional.

Valentine tree. Broadway East. Baltimore, MD. 2025. #LongExposure #Night #Photography

Did the federal prosecutors give a Draft Kings code with their findings?

LOOK WHAT JUNIOR CAMINERO JUST DID!!!!!!!!!

BREAKING: The Los Angeles Dodgers are set to acquire TikTok from the Chinese government for $6.9 billion and plan to convert the platform into an intra-office messaging system. The Toronto Blue Jays are said to have been “close” to acquiring the site but short of LA’s winning bid.

We talk too much about Schrödinger’s cat and not enough about Schrödinger’s wardrobe.

Just saw a video of a drunk woman getting arrested at an airport and she said “how are you going to hold my accountable for something I did 20 minutes ago” and the beauty of that statement fully floored me.

Typical Paul tweet: love my bandmates god is good! George tweet: keep grindin Ringo tweet: derp John tweet: ffs, they're making *FOUR* movies about us?

"Britney Spears marrying the jailed Luigi Mangione in 2025" is on my bingo card

"Let's have a 9-1-1 but for rich people" proposed by a Democratic Governor highlights how the there is a two-party system, but the two parties are the wealthy and the non-wealthy

For a few Rays hitters, the humidity may be a small price to pay for improved outcomes when they move to Legends Field, as per @baseballprospectus.com www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...

“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas” Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas. Hit us up @hallmarkchannel.bsky.social @netflix.com 🙏

@fangraphs.com gently telling me to go touch grass.

The guy from Cake describing the eye doctor: He’s treating strabismus

@durhambulls.bsky.social @fangraphsprospects.bsky.social Does playing half his games at Steinbrenner Field meaningfully change our 2025 expectations for Junior Caminero? Same dimensions as Yankee Stadium I believe (+90% humidity).

Your pet and their namesake Zoë