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sat at a table near three teenage girls at Starbucks this afternoon and I’ll tell you one thing: Jacqueline, whoever you are, you have made some powerful enemies

Surely this homophobic meme about an erotic relationship with Vladimir Putin will stop Donald Trump

Work culture creates so many divisions between people that would otherwise build community together. Especially in physical/high stress environments. I've met so many people I would have loved to have as friends but couldn't STAND to work with.

And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.

Note the sleight-of-hand here: those defending the status quo CHOOSE to focus on the protesters and the validity of their tactics, then cry "See? People are talking about the protesters, not the issues." YOU are talking about the protesters. That is a choice.

given recent events, i humbly submit my nomination for the next pope: mochi

I don't want to pass judgement before seeing it, but based on the trailers, I don't think The Monkey is going to be a very faithful adaptation of Curious George

Red Note is awesome, Chinese people love Luigi.

Why do people who claim to remember their past lives always seem to be reincarnations of Helen of Troy or an accused Salem witch or someone heroic on the Titanic, and never a random cabbage-selling wench from the 1500s who died in her sleep at the ripe auld age of 39 and never learned to read

Damn we're really all in some form of dilemma like this huh it's not just me and the other American poors I hang out with

*rapidly scrolling through groupchats to find one I haven't sad posted in recently so I can do more sad posting without changing the entire vibe*

They're watching SNL instead of doing anything to stop the fascist coup lmfao. That's perfect. Perfectly fucked up.

republicans: we are going to waterboard the poor with gasoline. check out this executive order that makes slurs mandatory democrats: give us your email. we’re gonna send you a milquetoast roast for trump every nine minutes. hang on i gotta pee my pants on national television

Me when I come into work before a snowstorm thinking it's going to be a relaxed, short shift but somebody orders 30 burgers on Doordash

and for the record an awful lot of Americans would side with and die defending Canada in any war between our two nations

America's two-party system absolutely hobbles the effectiveness of mass protests. The French National assembly has like 7-10 parties holding seats at any given time. French politicians can take up the protesters' cause and it actually means something.

LGBTQI people aren’t DEI, we are people Whole ass human beings

they might play sports in philadelphia but they dont play games

Sorry if this is dark but there's such a unique ironic humor in the fact that RFK doesn't want to put me in a camp because I'm trans, but rather because I'm depressed fjfjcnxj ABLEISM HAS SUDDENLY ENTERED THE RING WITH A METAL CHAIR

This feels like a Hail Mary as a small account, but does anybody know of any affordable legal resources for Ukrainians who have fled to the US? I have a young nephew that recently came here, but it’s looking like we won’t be able to afford future legal fees. Anything helps, even a signal boost. ❤️🇺🇦

My autistic friends and family are not interested in being "cured", and I am not interested in a fundamental part of who they are being removed. We love all of who they are!

I'm really concerned about what the world is going to look like for neurodivergent folks in the next 4+ years. We need to start building support and community networks like our lives depend on it, because we're staring down the strong possibility that they actually will.

The thing that drives me nuts about "change the democratic party from within!" is it comes from the same people who said "Bernie bro" like an insult. Like people tried to change that shit! The party deliberately squashed a huge movement of dedicated volunteers to appease their health insurer donors!

i don't think i could sleep if there was a funko pop in the room with me

The people love a sword lesbian