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asha.bsky.social
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submitted 1 day ago • 28 comments

dusting off the old declaration of independence, hey we might be able to add women in the sequel after all 🧍🏽‍♀️

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

scrolled too much doom and the doom scrolled back, i do not like this black mirror no more

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

can we get a redo on this exam, I don’t think ppl realized we were not being graded on a curve and now a very stupid dog is running this country

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

did absolutely nothing and got nothing in return, a good deal if I say so myself

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me

submitted 11 days ago • 226 comments

crashing out with the flu and five assignments due tonight but I got my latte

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

i haven't been posting much because im getting COUNSELLING to deal with how hot and tall and cool i am, etc

submitted 32 days ago • 43 comments

Got flexed on by raccoon who was holding a better bagel than me this morning.

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whoever messed with an ancient cursed object in 2020, fess up rn

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"I'll take movies for $400" Tim Burton directed this dark tale starring Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter "You gotta be kidding me"

submitted 62 days ago • 138 comments

Watching Dune Part Two. You can tell they re-used some of the same dunes

submitted 69 days ago • 377 comments

why exam hard when it could be not

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

I'm supposed to believe you threw a stick two miles and your dog brought it back? That's pretty far-fetched.

submitted 84 days ago • 17 comments

just want to appreciate Al Pacino’s work as Dunkaccino. Ben Affleck could never

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

why is beeswax not crunchy. bees, do better

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i love how cats just slap everything they don't understand

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she reached out when i was struggling years ago. will never forget the effort she made to befriend me at my lowest. will always regret not fostering the connection because i thought there’d be more time. i know we weren’t close…it still hurts. earth lost a kind, bright light. rest peacefully hailey

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remember to buckle your shuckle

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*running into someone i haven’t seen in forever* omg, i think about your dog all the time!

submitted 97 days ago • 23 comments

pickle juice and hot cheetos, unbeatable combo

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🐑🌿☁️

submitted 98 days ago • 35 comments

applying for jobs is like asking a company to adopt me like look at this paper that says I’m office-trained and can do many tricks

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(Standing outside a What-a-Burger) this is a massive W

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