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he’s right and he’s right to say it

You guys don’t need to try to convince me that any form of AI has merit. It doesn’t. It is boring and half-assed. I am fine getting by with human brain power. If the world nears its end and AI has one hater left, good news! I am still alive.

TIL Katy Perry has financially manipulated so many old people out of their homes for her own benefit that she's got a law named after her www.forbes.com/sites/hughmc...

angela lansbury in famous works of art: thread

It’s worth noting that JK Rowling is not only funding meritless legal challenges against trans people until they can appeal up to the court that will back them, she openly gloats about how this is where her money is going. This is what the Harry Potter TV show is bankrolling.

keanu reeves in famous works of art: thread

“It’s rogue. It’s powerful. It would rather be watching TV.” And so would we—especially with Murderbot hitting screens in May. Anyone else as excited as we are? We can’t wait for @marthawells.com to share her thoughts with us in August! Check out the new trailer:

If Economics 101 was honest

Some of you have never seen all the angry panda commercials (actually a brilliant campaign for Egypt's Panda Cheese) and honestly especially these days there's no downside in getting you better educated on this particular matter

relatedly:

This is how much I like terfs.

Fun prank: be a decent human being and smile a lot

wokeness was keeping the economy afloat. wokeness kept planes in the air. wokeness kept us all safe

Every day I wake up to the news

“We saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe”

It’s 9am TFT time here, and citizens are already gathering to protest Tariffs by the United States. Our plain clothes Officer Penguins are attempting to maintain calm, but unfortunately we keep losing them in the crowd.

every american media outlet that spent the past decade legitimizing the trump administration and downplaying its dangers as leftist paranoia:

none of these people in charge knows what it's like to have your heart stop at the store because your card swipe fails and you genuinely don't know if it's a technical error or if you somehow miscalculated how much money you had for groceries.

I think unless you’ve been so poor you’ve stolen toilet paper from public bathrooms to bring home you should not be allowed to effect economic policy

"You will live in the pod. You will eat the bugs. But it will be an AMERICAN MADE pod and AMERICAN HATCHED bugs. And you will be happy, thanks to Trump" - Howard Lutnick next week.

Thinking about these guys

Bill Burr is a national treasure 🎯! "You journalists need to get your balls back"

not all heroes wear capes

Think about that 60-some-year-old South Korean senator who was literally climbing over walls to vote for impeachment as martial law was imposed in the country and then looking at…. Chuck Schumer.

If you are unfortunate enough to have this slime ball as a governor, please take a moment and share your thoughts with him. I just did!

If my cat gets avian flu I will John Wick.

GRITTY SAYS TRANS RIGHTS

in this house we stand for inconvenient queers, trans people who don't give a shit about passing, angry Black women, undocumented immigrants who are tired of being polite to racists; mentally ill people on public transit; and everyone else you're too proper to stand on solidarity with.

I'm glad that America is doing real classic end of empire stuff. A king who is visibly losing his mind declaring a war based on a dream he had. Greedy courtiers feuding over access to the treasury. Some looks are timeless.

Elon Musk is not a Federal employee or a political appointee. DOGE is not a real department. None of their activities are legal. This is a coup. The Republicans in Congress are willing participants in it. At what point do Democrats in DC get that and start acting like it? It’s not the price of eggs!

If you call your GOP Rep to tell them something like your children deserve to learn and don't they dare touch the Department of Education, they don't know who you voted for. They don't know you hate them. Use their staff's time and resources at the very least.

I took the wonderful guide made by @survivethetyrant.bsky.social and added a bit of style to it. You can download it for free here; it's letter-size with minimal color to help those who are able to print & distribute it at local events 💜 www.hostize.com/v/OA4Pw1my6W

To instrumentalize what my sister is saying below: every time someone says DEI say “you mean civil rights?” Every time someone says they are against woke reply “oh so you’re a segregationist!” Words have meaning! Don’t allow that nonsense to stand.

PSA: 1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly 2. If you are silly, you must stay silly 2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness

I'm a massive Golden Girls fan, so I can think of no better leadership for my Adeptus Sororitas. I've been working through this concept for YEARS and I'm excited to finally have it accomplished. Shout out to @bssterrain for the amazing head sculpts. #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k #goldengirls

We often talk about celebrity worship as though, oh, it's harmless, people want to idolize other famous people! But it can have real consequences: 1. Stalking of the celebrities. 2. Harmful people getting away with mistreating others. 3. Thinking the name "Kennedy" has any inherent value.

Deepseek could be an extinction-level event for some venture capital firms," per Axios

✨WHEEZING✨

Fridays flower. Bee safe. Bee kind. 🤗💙

embodiment continues to be A Mistake. glowy squid incorporeality WHEN.

Did your child lose their book collection in the Los Angeles fires? Are you a teacher at a school that lost its library or your classroom library? Whether you need one book or a whole library, we can replace your books. 📚 Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏

Children are learning to speak Mandarin because apparently the USA can’t hear them in English.