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ashleyottesen.bsky.social
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I saw this hilarious billboard and wrote a skit about it. It’s a bit blue and I’m debating on even filming it 🫣

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

Hey, artists, in case you were wondering if your work matters: I'm a scientist working on climate change and biodiversity, and I would not be who I am today without The Lorax, The Secret of NIMH, Watership Down, The Last Unicorn, and The X-Files. I know I'm not alone. Thank you for all you do.

submitted 3 days ago • 631 comments

“Woke just means you give a damn about other people” - Jane Fonda

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Just wrapped a wonderful few days on an absolutely spectacular set ❤️

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Valentine’s Day. Where we celebrate all kinds of love. Self, familial, romantic, friendship etc. Because it’s love that truly brings us all together ❤️

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

My kids discovered Marley & Me. Been having to do damage control the past couple days

submitted 17 days ago • 4 comments

There’s this thing happening tomorrow called a Super Bowl. Strange to be freaking out over big bowls but I dig it.

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

13 nominations. THIRTEEN?!!!!! 🫣

submitted 23 days ago • 3 comments

Angel Steve: hey god? God: yes Steve A. Steve: you remember the fox? God: yes cute, adora…heyy what did you do? A. Steve: it seemed bored God: dear me… A. Steve: so I gave it stilts! God: …Stacy when can I send another meteor?

submitted 29 days ago • 8 comments

I wrote this poem. Probably not the greatest poem ever. But it reflects my feelings about current events. Empathy Is an island With people few Surrounded by oceans of hate Waves of vitriol spewed With each passing day The waves crash the shore Eroding empathy island To make it no more

submitted 29 days ago • 8 comments

Happy Lunar New Year 🧧

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

With the TikTok “ban” I feel like I just shut off creatively. The end. Accepting the end of an era. Have not had the urge to really make videos 😬 even though I’m still writing. Perhaps 5 years of content creating is my limit? Maybe I just need a nap.

submitted 32 days ago • 15 comments

Been feeling ill so I figured I’d put on some makeup to trick myself into feeling better. It didn’t work. But on the positive side, if I were to expire, I’ll look fabulous in my coffin.

submitted 37 days ago • 4 comments

TikTok being back and I’m just sitting here like

submitted 39 days ago • 5 comments

Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found

submitted 41 days ago • 2145 comments

Wow.

submitted 41 days ago • 10 comments

My daughter came home from school and the first thing she said was “I want to be small forever and for you to never die, because I love you” And then she hugged me 😭

submitted 43 days ago • 6 comments

There’s too many social media apps now…

submitted 45 days ago • 14 comments

My heart goes out to my friends and all the people in LA who are displaced or who have lost their homes during these tragic fires. If, like me, you’re looking to help in any small way you can, here is a list of charities ❤️ www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2025...

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Steve: hey god. I made this fuzzy mammal and am calling it a honey badger God: sounds like it has a sweet personality Steve:… God: what did you do

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

Steve: hey god, have you ever seen those portraits that have eyes that follow you? God: oh my me, please tell me you didn- Steve: so I made this fish God: 😰

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

Anybody read the fine print on 2025? What are we getting into?

submitted 61 days ago • 3 comments

For anyone curious about the progress on the Demon Nanny novel, I just hit 10,536 words 🫡 Only 100,000ish to go 😭

submitted 72 days ago • 3 comments