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Every Billionaire is an Existential Threat

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wake up babe, new reaction pic just dropped

avowed… i met a guy in a cave who was like “what’s up can i have your soul to resurrect eothas” and i was like ok and he said “you understand that means i have to kill you, right?” and the game allowed me to respond “that’s my hope!” and then he killed me. Game of the year

My hobby is blackout poetry

PARASITE EVE bestiary. during the FF8->PE->Vagrant Story era, square didn't miss with these character models - some of the finest on PS1. www.deviantart.com/vgcartograph...

While skating around an empty warehouse, professional skateboarder Tony Hawk accidentally gained an extra life after collecting the wrong golden letters. paletteswap.site/dif...

the sudden realization that the literally inch-thick stack of characters I made for the old TMNT tabletop RPG are basically furry OCs and the fact that so many of them are Tasmanian devils and badgers probably means something

much as I expected, the ridiculous multi-color protest further weakened by a total inability to color match

Before playing 1000xRESIST: OK I get that fans like it but that doesn't mean it deserves awards Now playing 1000xRESIST: It is a CRIME against HUMANITY that this didn't win ALL THE AWARDS

A "gamer" partaking in an act of intellectual stimulation, known as, gaming

Lennon-McCartney was a traveling musician-sage from the British Province of the Western Empire. His devotees briefly eclipsed the Jesus school in influence. Over 1,000 songs have been attributed to him.

the dnL billboards from SSX3 because it resulted in someone thinking it was an emulation error years and years in the future

Note to self, the cooking cutscene in Wilds does not protect you from aggroing monsters.

I studied bearology in college and graduated summa cum loudly

Remember the reason for the season kids

age of empire npc giving player tips out here

we used to respect the computer

When one of your satirical pieces breaks Google

The full Midwest Speedfest 2025 schedule is now available! oengus.io/marathon/mws... We're very excited about this one- which runs are you looking forward to most?

Within 35 minutes of release, Monster Hunter Wilds has already hit 738K concurrent Steam players. In comparison, MH World's all-time peak is 334K and MH Rise at 231K

NEW RETIREMENT PLAN JUST DROPPED BOYS

Meine Hosen? Tot.

The sort of sexy character design that a certain streak of gamers demand is already embarrassing, but I think what really gets me most is how basic it is. They're sexist, but they also have bad taste. I don't think it's coming from an authentic horniness.

The California Fire Relief Bundle is live!! Benefitting survivors of the SoCal wildfires through the Community Organized Relief Effort (CORE). Featuring 400+ games: Tunic! Tangle Tower! Catlateral Damage! Hidden Folks! Cook, Serve, Delicious! And more! $10 minimum!! itch.io/b/2863/calif...

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The Los Angeles County Museum of Art posted this today and it’s still cracking me up

Not really more capture card testing so much as just an indulgence, but please enjoy some pristine 1080p footage of the best part of Irem's PachiPara 13 and 14: coming home to your cohabitating gay girlfriend and giving her a deserving first-person smooch. PS2-era Irem had the right priorities. 😌

This problem is endemic to just about every artistic field - tons of people who want to be *creators*, but don't actually want to *create* because they perceive it as a quick and easy way to get rich and/or famous, but have absolutely nothing they actually want to express

Yosemite’s firefall does its best lava impression 📷

So true, NiGHTS.