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as an individual of visible asian ethnicity it always makes me laugh when some dude decides for himself that i'm not canadian. i was born and raised in the prairies where every sunday i would play organ for the united church and enjoy a fresh cup of van houtte coffee with my 6 ukrainian grandmothers

i always used to think about how fucked up it was that i worked at lush because i liked skincare but all i was allowed to do was think about sales targets and now i think about how i work at a non-profit arts organization and all i'm allowed to do is think about sales targets

self-screenshot because i called myself out so bad with this one LMAO

ME: Give it to me straight doc. Is the tumor malignant? MY ONCOLOGIST WHO THE INSURANCE COMPANY REPLACED WITH AI: Regarding White genocide,

forever grateful for ao3's mute feature like you are actually saving my life by allowing me to tune out content that brings me negative joy

NOOO i accidentally clicked something that generated an AI image and i felt my soul shrivel up into a raisin how does anyone feel good about using this stuff 😭

running out of time to decide what to cosplay for the summer and it's actually so stressful like do i want to be my fav or do i just want to look cute? fancy or comfy? fem or masc? HOW DO PEOPLE DECIDE

Drop Duolingo. Gross gross gross

trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app

Canadian Voter: I think who I voted for would be the best to take care of Trump, because Trump is, I’m sorry to say, an asshole.

Trump becomes the first American president to lose a Canadian election

.@ america: trade offer ā€¼ļø you take alberta and give us california

help i was re-reading my little syldue birthday fic from 2020 and why did it take me 5 years to realize dedue sounds exactly like zhongli HAHAHA

something i've started being more aware of with wisdom and age is how many people take their friends for granted and are completely oblivious to the fact

made joong (zongzi) with my family for easter weekend!! gf's on the right hehe šŸ’ž

i will allow other people to be named astra but i draw the line at formatting their display name the exact same way šŸ’” i BETTER be the only astraimpact with the hkv emojis or blood will be spilled

why do i LOOOVE sleeping at 7am when i'm supposed to be getting up but HATE sleeping at midnight when i'm supposed to be asleep!!!

40 pulls and no castorice šŸ’” back to hello kitty

UGHHHH i'm so sick of being depressed!! the sky is blue the ice is melting there are baby bunnies hopping around yet every day i awake filled with existential dread. it's so cringe

thinking about how my brother was genuinely surprised and kinda speechless when i talked about how it's often hard for me to watch a good movie or listen to a good song without becoming extremely bitter that i'm not the one acting or singing

it's so embarrassing to leave a comment that is just like shrieking gibberish and then see a bunch of deeply thoughtful and eloquent comments above yours LMFAO

One bright side to being forced to live in an AI slop tornado is now I see my artistic mistakes as incredibly endearing. The human machine of my body made that weird line. My worst day of drawing is completely untouchably better than anything AI will ever produce until the heat death of the universe

#haikaveh šŸ•µļøšŸ”āœØ

i am older than this but the xp login screen still punched me across the room with nostalgia like damn... THE BUTTERFLY ICON... THAT WAS ME!!!!

my mutual @dimas-favorite.bsky.social found this amazing site that lets you create your own FE3H styled conversations. great for making your rarepair A support conversations!

this 70k haikaveh fic just blew me away i went in expecting "haha silly kaveh getting kidnapped again" and exited with a renewed sense of what it means to love and also one of my fav alhaitham characterizations ever wtf archiveofourown.org/works/53662075

these spam texts are getting too scary... how did they know i love beef...

we use the naval alphabet a lot at work so when people tell me "v as in victor" i'm like omg viktor...... 🄺

i have really truly become that cranky boomer who talks about how everything has gone downhill and nothing is as good as it was back in MY day but in my defense... have u seen how much everything sucks...

sony why would you show me this...

what #wriothesley and #furina expected when sigewinne planned the bath house trip vs what they got

thinking about going to medical school but i need to finish my undergrad for that... i'm actually too broke to afford tuition and i already have 5 digits in loans but i'm NOT making the salary to pay said loans without an education so this is the trap...