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astralslaughter.bsky.social
One man black metal project from alberta canada, Music: Astralslaughter.bandcamp.com Merch: Astralslaughter.threadless.com
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Elmo is demanding that 2.3M federal employees submit 5 bullets representing their accomplishments last week (or be fired). Fun fact. If 2.3M employees spend 5 minutes each answering that email, it will cost taxpayers $8.5M. Your taxpayer dollars funding his harassment of Feds. Now you know.

submitted 15 hours ago • 78 comments

A massive drop in TESLA sales. It's not anal cancer, but it's a start. #AnalCancerKIllsMusk #ElonPsychopath #MuskMegalomania #CryptKeeperMusk #MuskEqualsHitler #MuskIsLeatherface #TexasChainsaw #RachelMaddow #MSNBC

submitted 13 hours ago • 2 comments

Drawing in the margins of my budget lol

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Did you know: you can literally just put your pet on your band merch and people will buy it! Inexplicably our most popular t-shirt. ashenheart.teemill.com/product/dog-... Grab one, if you love dogs and/or metal. #Metalsky #Blackmetal #Deathmetal

submitted 21 hours ago • 3 comments

Wait till they start shooting.. what a dick for brains

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

‘Free Luigi’ billboard has gone up in lower Manhattan the evening before his next court appearance.. [lun-rk800]

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

“WE are the federal law,” Trump says. Claiming a leader embodies the law is part of fascism.

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submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

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submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I've always thought about this quote a lot, but I'm thinking about it several times a day now. The evidence of the ongoing bamboozle is plainly obvious, but the voters can't admit it.

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CAN WE HIT OUR TARGET TODAY OF 20 BACKER! WE NEED JUST 1 BACKER TO GET THERE FOR JITTERS MOVIE!! 🎥 WHO IS IT GOING TO BE! #horror #thriller Visit the crowdfund here! www.indiegogo.com/projects/com...

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Siri, what are some things that happened to kings

submitted 2 days ago • 516 comments

"You two get along or I swear to god I'll turn this continent around and we will go home and nobody gets to have a fun summer"

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submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

Basic attack!?...basically attacking the fuck outta this volume knob

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Movies you've watched more than six times using only gifs (with ALT text)

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

People are waking up to just how bad things are with co-presidents Trump & Musk and Republicans running Congress. We don’t have to wait for midterms—we can win special elections now. We’ve been here before and won. @repjasmine.bsky.social lays out the path 🔥

submitted 3 days ago • 155 comments

As always, @chriswarcraft.bsky.social is a real one.

submitted 3 days ago • 178 comments

Mark Carney 🇨🇦 "In America, diversity is now an insult and it soon will be a crime to promote it. That's not a lie. That's a reality. That's what's happening in America." #cdnpoli #peipoli

submitted 4 days ago • 33 comments

“At least Russia has elections” Russia frequently jails and kills any opposition to Putin, who has been in power since 1999. If you like dictatorships, that’s fine. Just admit that. Don’t insult anyone’s intelligence—including your own—by claiming Russia has real elections.

submitted 3 days ago • 717 comments

Future me is almost half out of a trap past me sprung on my own present self's stupid ass.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Back in The streets Tomorrow Please help Me keep my Room Begging with My life It’s 78$ a night

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I’m George Takei and I approve of this message.

submitted 3 days ago • 2367 comments

Big thanks to @fastcompany.com for their follow-up on #TeslaTakedown and how we're just getting started! Find a protest or create your own at Teslatakedown.com

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Remember: If you're doing it to save your country, you're not breaking the law ✊🏾 commonslibrary.org/10-things-yo...

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I thought I might get money today, but I got the dates wrong and it's next Wednesday.

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submitted 4 days ago • 37 comments

The MAGA morons don't realize in their talks with Russia that they are selling America's future.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

JUST IN: ICE van reportedly set on fire in Philadelphia

submitted 4 days ago • 996 comments

Who will be the first one to grab one of the producer perks on JITTERS MOVIE new CROWDFUND and be a huge part of the making! www.indiegogo.com/projects/com... Don’t miss out get involved!!

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

How about plucking off the billionaire leeches that take more than they give?

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“If you think fertilized eggs are people but parents who've crossed oceans with their kids aren't, stop pretending your concerns are religious.”

submitted 4 days ago • 286 comments

I mean I live in alberta so intl companies have already prety much already been here and done that but to a greater extent I'd imagine....like when sarumon starts fucking with the ents.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

"There gunna go into fort knox man and if there isn't all the gold that's supposed to be there oh fuck man gold prices are gunna skyrocket" Some dipshit i overheard talking about musks doge team of fucking dipshits.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

These are very important elections people we need to pay attention We can get the house back or at least make it a tie

submitted 5 days ago • 36 comments

Mass strike for 2 weeks...everyone. until things are made right.

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