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Autistic AF (not in the musk way) ❤️ the purpose of life is to love.❤️ 🍃420 friendly🍃 🇺🇦I stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
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This is how scallops swim!

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(to the tune of anarchy in the uk by sex pistols) ANARCHY FOR THE USA IT’S COMING SOMETIME, NOT THE UK THEY DIDNT GIVE A WRONG TIME JUST THE WRONG COUNTRY

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Zelenskyy stayed in Kyiv while Russia was bombing the city and sending in hit squads to kill him. J.D. Vance fled to an undisclosed location because some peaceful protesters yelled at him while he was on vacation. This is why I believe victory over these people is still possible.

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Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.

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I stand with Ukraine. #slavaukraini #standwithukraine

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Instead of sparkling water, he now spouts red blood.

submitted 14 hours ago • 2 comments

europe please forgive us and come back to our side when we get the orange out of office we’re trying. we really are. europe, please don’t be upset with the people, the civilians. we are on your side and our government won’t listen to us. ukraine, please forgive us for failing you.

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"Because what can I say, it's so obvious..." This is not the Oval Office, this is a circus arena for a red-haired clown, where Donnie imagined himself as Don Corleone.

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I forgot Cake is basically 80% protest songs.

submitted 19 hours ago • 74 comments

C'mon Canada, let us innnn

submitted 1 day ago • 37 comments

I get it but at that point just resign. You're serving as a voluntary hostage because you like the prestige of being in office www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

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Share this widely. It will cause annoyance of the best kind 😹

submitted 1 day ago • 39 comments

“Glitch.” 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

submitted 1 day ago • 73 comments

...I just wanna make some dick jokes, but here we are...

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💀

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Be the enemy of the state you wish to see in the world.

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can you guess what conspiracy rabbit hole i went down?

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The Red Vineyard - Vincent van Gogh one of my favorite Van Gogh pieces.

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We are experiencing an assault on science unparalleled by anything I’ve seen in my life. It’s not one issue or another anymore, the entire institution is under attack by the most powerful individuals in the country. This Friday, where will you be? standupforscience2025.org

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So, when the Trump administration is over, whenever that is, how do we fix the damage, how do we prevent this from happening again? Something I think about to look on the positive side of things, which is; eventually, this will end.

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Welcome to the Bluesky account for Stand Up for Science 2025! Keep an eye on this space for updates, event information, and ways to get involved. We can't wait to see everyone #standupforscience2025 on March 7th, both in DC and locations nationwide! #scienceforall #sciencenotsilence

submitted 19 days ago • 225 comments

You might not see it in the mainstream media, but over 10,000 people protested today at Tesla showrooms across the country, another 10,000+ rallied in support of national parks, and more than 1,000 gathered in Vermont to protest Vance’s visit.

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I'm delusional but in like a really cute optimistic way

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If you worked for 18F and got fired, Group together to start a consulting company. It’s just a matter of time before DOGE needs you to fix the mess they inevitably create. They will have to hire your company as a contractor to fix it. But on your terms. I’m happy to invest and/or help

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first time i ever saw lightning in the house

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i stand with Ukraine.

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Everything about this present era is deeply embarrassing

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It took seeing adult bullies to understand that my childhood bullies didn’t even really want to hurt me, they just wanted to feel powerful and how I felt about it wasn’t even in the equation. I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!

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Yes

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I’m going on record: Life first happened when an RNA fucked a metabolism.

submitted 5 days ago • 124 comments

These are 20 feet tall bizarre prehistoric plants known as giant groundsels, found on the top of Mt. Kilimanjaro in Africa.

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This is a strange time to be living in.

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