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Uncommonly spirited (two decades of bourbon opinions), amateur raconteur (sparsely edited), a thousand picnics or none. He/Him. Louisville, KY
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Remembering this great tweet on the Summer Solstice

submitted 3 hours ago • 9 comments

ALSO, in honor of our fourth year running this and the milestone we are fast approaching, i'm honoring the moment with a very special donation incentive. if we clear over $50k lifetime raised for Trans Lifeline, i will concoct and consume the cursed brew. 50% Guinness. 50% Monster. The Gonster.

submitted 20 hours ago • 29 comments

Yeah, they already claim residency in Florida or most of their wealth is not from income but securities

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I cannot see anything that the eyeliner political blood boy posts because someone has added them to a block list I follow. Don’t dunk on the clown. It’s rude, and he can do it all by himself.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Also please remember that the republican-led consensus got mad at France for not supporting our neo-colonial project in Iraq mere heartbeats away from the the le monde 9/11 front page. France. A place renowned for their hands off attitude towards former colonies.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I mean…

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

i'm developing a heuristic for interpreting republican governance

submitted 4 days ago • 31 comments

At first I was like, cool, let the man post shit, and then I had to stop and be like is this for fucking real and I’m gonna go for a walk

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

o7

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

going through the camera roll

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

Walking through the west village ten years ago, Steven Tyler complimented my shoes after I let his kid pass me with a stroller. Couldn’t tell me shit for weeks.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Not much, what’s Statsi with you?

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Because I forced @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social to read the narration of my garden this morning, I give you: garden leave, presented by two weeks' severance.

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

I demand John Oswald do a Greyfolded-style plunderphonics album with every Brian Wilson recording of “Shortenin’ Bread”

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments