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A.K.A. David - 29 - TAMU Meteorology '18 - Uncertified GIS Professional - Sports - Music - Other musings as I see fit.
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Cardinal With 3-Foot Vertical Leap Emerges As Frontrunner In Papal Combine theonion.com/cardina...

If you were a gov't employee who was recently fired, go here and enter your info. democrats-science.house.gov/sciencefirings

No one has ever fumbled the bag harder than the app that had a monopoly on the video conferencing and then got cooked by Zoom during the pandemic. In 2019, Skype had 300 million active monthly users.

It's a coup d'etat not by the sword, but by the pen.

Maybe the best time ever!

WASHINGTON (AP) - Most drastic cut in spending by US consumers in three years last month despite decline in inflation.

If I heard this in the club, I would be on the dance floor immediately 🤭

Happy “Who Do You Think You Are I Am” Day to all who celebrate 🎉

Free Luigi Mangione !

McKenzie Scott played the long con for her billions and is donating a large portion of that to non-profits. The only ethical billionaire imo.

McKenzie Scott should buy a major newspaper with all that money she’s giving to well-funded national nonprofits

Oh no, the WH doesn't like when journalists... *checks notes* ...DO THEIR JOB.

Ummm, since you're all about to learn the truth anyway, I ate all the gold in Fort Knox. Also, it wasn't really gold, but chocolate covered in gold foil. So when Trump and Elon open that vault and it's empty, that's what happened. A thousand apologies.

No, Mike, Elon horribly underpays software engineers for that.

This is how I find out the Royals are officially on Bluesky 😀

I've watched this a few times now and I gotta say, this man cuts a solid promo

Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of your actions.

I was confused and then I turned the sound on. I'm now confused AND intrigued

And they also use Roman numerals for the date. Outstanding. Can't wait to see what single digit this is on Rotten Tomatoes.

Fu-

NCAA Basketball to save the day

How many times do I have to repeat that this is a global far right power grab before people start to see this for what it has always been

Considering soccer can be played in snowy conditions, the only natural thing causing a delay (outside of thunderstorms in the South) would be freezing rain. Even sleet would be okay, to an extent.

Virginia, time to primary this boomer

I can't ever return to office because I was just thinking about the Montoya segment from the most recent @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social. Specifically, Pepe and imagining the muppet.

This is 100% going to end like the first time Dave Matthews Band was nominated. Run away with the fan vote and fall short of making it in.

Only going to fly in first class so when I die, at least I died ballin’ out.

seems like it is a big deal that the unifying ideology of the doge team is neo nazism

I earned a degree in (probably) the most difficult major in my college (before geosciences merged with Arts and Sciences) completely undiagnosed, and that's on top of the things that happened in my life through that point. Probably my biggest achievement.

Canada, it's okay to punch nazis and not say "soory"

It hasn't been pretty at times, but 4 straight 20-win seasons for Buzz Williams at a non-traditional power is no small feat. Congratulations!

Huge free throws for some in Vegas, if the line closed A&M -8.5

Also, Wade Taylor IV. No. 1 in your hearts and on the A&M high-scorers list. Congratulations are in order!