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Author of Pages from the Pizza Crows, Digest: 10 Short Stories by Convicted & Plausible People-Eaters, and How To Burn This Book. Soon the be author of Tall People—a novel about the social lives of anthropomorphic kaiju.
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I love that idea. 60s is such a stylish period. That’s where Marvel is headed.
I feel like Bond villains have basically taken over most of the worlds’ governments at this point. So I respectfully disagree on that matter though. I feel Bond could really work in 2020
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I think a bond tv show could be really cool/fresh!
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Was worried there for a second
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Good point
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Oh I like that!
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These are so good guys
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Never enough time in Strip Clubs.
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Fuck OK. Braum’s is good tho
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Surprisingly no lol we’ll see what happens when I release the full short story
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Go bills!
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We should all criticize Musk for much more than his salute.
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You just reminded me that I haven’t seen a post from my bad to the bone trucker group in awhile. We’re always cranking hogs in that group but things got kind of political and they might have kicked me from the group. 🏳️⚧️❤️
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We love Flava of Love.