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Honestly I’m more surprised by evil people. I meet a lot of folks especially in Buffalo. Buffalo is full of them of old souls and gold, baby.

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As a #writer, sometimes you have to Google some awful things that are certainly gonna put you on a list. #authorlife #bookstagram #forbiddenknowledge #conspiracytheory

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The first three chapters of Tall People are now up on Spotify as a #podcast available to everyone. #audiobook #kaijuno8 #bookish #books #fantasybooks #godzilla

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Every #writer has a deeply thought out opinion on the best letters of the alphabet. Every writer. Without exception. My ranking is of course personal and by no means am I saying Z is a crummy letter for edgelords. (It is tho) #grammar #englishteacher #rankingstuff #reading

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Glizzy wars, first update. My friends and I are counting how many hotdogs we've eaten this year. The winner gets a toaster or something. It isn't really clear. #hotdog #discord #foodie #eatingcompetition #friendshipgoals

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People have been dm'ing me asking if they can have the books I worked really hard on for 🆓. Yes, of course you can. I love it when you do :) #bookrecs #artiststruggles #myart #authorlife #bookmarketing #books

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I’ve released the first three chapters of Tall People on YouTube. So if you’re on the fence about a slice-of-life kaiju story, hopefully this preview sways you towards adding it to your TBR. #audiobook #booktok #authorsoftiktok #voiceactor #bookpreview #chapter1 #chapter2 #chapter3

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All I trust is my gf and my cat. Sorry. The rest of u are questionable

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When it’s your lowercase homie’s turn to pick the song and he puts on that 🔥 #gizmo #gremlincore #gremlins2 #dance #shortking #funnysong

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Orga has decided to attack my recording studio as I was finishing up the audiobook for Tall People. Truly he has no respect for my janky production equipment lol. Fair enough #cats #recordingstudio #audiobooknarrator #musicproducer

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I got my gf a GIANT Valentines card ❤️ I hope it’s not too much #Valentinesday

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Reimagining #senseisludge lyrics as a inspirational wall art. #inspirationalquotes #raplyrics #funnyart #wallartdecor You can always find Mr. Sludge on Sp0tify and 🍎 music

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Anyone got a good stripper name I can use for a story? It’s an aquatic themed strip club #bookish #question

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l'm not recommending you make up words in your writing because editors and publishers probably don't like that. However, if you're self publishing there's really nothing to be afraid of. Check out How To Burn This Book on Amaz0n. #bookish #books #wordart #authors #booksbooksbooks #fantasybooks

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Millennials invented brain rot we just called it something else. If I were born Gen alpha, I would be a #skibiditoilet boy. My knowledge of the lore is shallow but I assume this is some sort of benevolent plunger God. #genalpha #brainrot

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Never forgive. Never forget. Reagan killed Klaus Nomi.

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I’ve done enough laying in bed pondering how to stop the impending doom. There is also time to still find the joy in life. Perhaps that’s the great rebellion of all. #astrobot #gameplay #videogames #goty #ps5

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Breaking News: Giant Monsters Surprisingly Relatable Seiryu Tokinage, is a 200 foot tall giant lizard just trying to make it as a Millennial living in New York City. Can he protect the city from aliens while maintaining the relationships he holds dear? #bookishhumor #booksbooksbooks #queerartist

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While everyone was reading Scott Pilgrim being a degenerate, my 2000s graphic novel was Chew. Tony Chu is a hardened detective with psychic eating powers. He can be a bit prickly at times but his love for Amelia Mintz (a different kind of food psychic) is truly romantic ❤️ #graphicnovel #bookreview

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I was obsessed with what they called food p**n back in the 2010s. What I made is the equivalent of skat. 💩 #badfood #badcook #foodporm #disgusting #rawmeat

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My friend Phil helped me supremely by making a music video for me. In return, I surprised him by getting it played on the big screen at the local theater. #musicians #friends #filmmaking

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Looking for #betareaders for my new short story. It’s about Satanist refugees fleeing a dystopian hyper-pious South. #readers #testreaders #bookish

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Another historic Buffalo Groundhog’s Day (Feb 1). Not to be confused with normal #groundhogsday (Feb 2). Buffalo Bert ALWAYS predicts six more weeks of winter because we live in fucking Buffalo lol. Also there’s polka bands and Jims Steakout raffles.

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Happy Release day everyone! To those who preordered Tall People, I thank you. I hope you enjoy it and please leave reviews when you’re done :) #bookish #bookrelease #releaseday #kaiju #scifi #fantasy #gozilla

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All my #romancereaders seem pretty excited about #onyxstorm but there’s other books out there that can satiate your love for #monsterromancebooks . Check out Tall People by Evan Witmer. #bookrelease #kaiju #godzilla

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#bookish question of the day: have you ever traveled just to write? #writing #travel #vancouver #bookishthoughts #writingtips

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Bilderberg-class cryptids. Lesson 1: the sponge men of key west Florida. #bilderberg #cryptid #illuminati #supernatural #mysterious #darkhistory

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If your one of the 25% of Americans who didn’t read a book last year, I have something that I think might help. #booktok #readers #literacymatters #american #educationsystem #learnontiktok

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Elon is the next Henry Ford… and that’s a bad thing. #darkhistory #america #elon

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Have you heard of scribnacritophobia? #selfpublishing #writingtips #authorlife #anxiety #selfdoubt

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Things not to ask Google (I had to, I’m writing something) Niche, underground formulas for IEDs #writing #author

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⭐️the vibes I bring to the function⭐️ I really like this trend and I’m a sucker for collages. I’m just a cryptid/kaiju nerd who will talk your ear off about Alice Deejay and cannibal books. #thevibesibringtothefunction #bookish #author

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My friends have a #discord where we tally how many #hotdog s we’ve eaten this year 2025 #glizzy

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#bookishquestion of the day. Tell me #authors what is your other hidden talent besides #writing ?

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Which niche Hanna-Barbera cartoon describes your seggs life? #thebigo #pleasure #pleasureactivism #pleasurepositive #pleasuregap #representationmatters #femaleempowerment #representationinfilm #seggs #seggseducation

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The giant #characters in Tall People aren’t just based off famous #kaiju. They’re also based off cryptids, statues, roadside oddities, videogames, anime, food mascots, and children’s cartoons.

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Picking out one of my #plushies and #writing an #originstory for him! Today we dive into the #lore behind the #keywest Mer-Chicken. #mermaid #cryptid #mythicalcreature

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