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Drinking two beers and putting on Army of Darkness is probably the best decision that I've made in a while

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Just walkmogged some waitcucks at a traffic light’s pedestrian crossing. Enjoy the cold, dears - I’ll be over here, fifteen steps ahead of you and in touch with my city’s heartbeat

submitted 10 days ago • 61 comments

A friendly reminder to throw out your old Switch today!!

submitted 19 days ago • 6 comments

anyway here's what's a real wrestling promotion looks like

submitted 19 days ago • 4 comments

happy pride month!

submitted 21 days ago • 66 comments

One of film's great toadies. Just a masterclass in groveling and sniveling.

submitted 21 days ago • 17 comments

#yakuza0 #rgg

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KATSUYORI SHIBATA BODIES DROWNING POOL LIVE AMV

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Prepping for a Cyberpunk campaign is easy as piss. Just take any old DnD encounter, replace "Orc" with "Cop" and you're basically done.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

We don’t need AI to create abominations

submitted 32 days ago • 3 comments

this is only adjacent to the topic but I really hate the "this person will kick cancer's ass" style of discussion about illness. cancer is a tsunami. you might get lucky and survive it but you don't fight it. you get lucky enough to catch it early, and to have a cancer that we can treat, or not

submitted 32 days ago • 122 comments

BIG GOAT LITTLE GOAT is this month's free one page game. One of you is a big goat. The other is a little goat. If you need to know more than that, this game is probably not for you. PDFs and "design notes" here: www.patreon.com/posts/128931...

submitted 33 days ago • 17 comments

Makes sense since Satoshi Kon died 15 years ago and he’s gotta get new ideas from somewhere

submitted 33 days ago • 6 comments

that scene from john wick 3 in the knife shop but instead it’s kazuma kiryu in a bicycle shop

submitted 37 days ago • 8 comments

Make sure your RPG battle transitions, scene composition, and attack animations are at least as cool as this Taiwanese DOS RPG from 1995

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BIG GOAT LITTLE GOAT is this month's free one-page TTRPG. One of you is a big goat. The other is a little goat. Not sure what else you need to know tbh Patrons get it a week early here: www.patreon.com/posts/128931...

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

Every dad and Val Kilmer-sexual in my life was right: Tombstone rocks.

submitted 40 days ago • 31 comments

Watching Paprika on the big screen was a real treat. Goddamn what a film.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Oh wrestling is fake? Then explain this

submitted 42 days ago • 146 comments

thinking about this spot again 🤼

submitted 43 days ago • 6 comments

This week. twitch.tv/tomwalker

submitted 43 days ago • 27 comments

you know so many stupid fish are trying to nibble on an F-18 right now and getting absolutely bupkis out of it. but if just one of them figures out how to fly that thing we're fucked

submitted 43 days ago • 87 comments

Harold, No

submitted 44 days ago • 6 comments

ACAB includes this corgi.

submitted 45 days ago • 29 comments

👁️👄👁️

submitted 46 days ago • 11 comments

FUCKING AROUND

submitted 46 days ago • 6 comments

I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is the fall of the post-WWII global order

submitted 47 days ago • 14 comments

Hey RickyP. Saw your high scores on Aer Lingus’ in-flight version of Tetris. Just want to let you know that I have fucking embarrassed your ass so fucking bad dude.

submitted 50 days ago • 35 comments

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submitted 54 days ago • 7 comments

A NEW SONG BY CHRIS FARREN (ME) "CAUSE OF DEATH" chris-farren.ffm.to/cause-of-death

submitted 54 days ago • 5 comments

Time to watch Sinners

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

Bird taking a drag on a cig and blowing the smoke into the mouths of its baby birds

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submitted 55 days ago • 6 comments

people only become left handed if the mirror baby crawls out when nobody is looking and pushes the normal baby into the mirror dimension. it’s a sign of bad parenting

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Coworker got mad at me for calling Elden Ring a brawler

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submitted 69 days ago • 8 comments

i don't really have any patience for the "buildings are clothes" argument. people insist that since cars are clothes, buildings must be as well. the important difference is that a car provides you with a belt to wear. that's an outfit. to insist a house is an outfit is absurd to the point of farce

submitted 69 days ago • 96 comments

Sunday vibes.

submitted 70 days ago • 75 comments