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He/Him. Naarm/Melbourne.
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sharing a value tumblr post reminding you to be reasonable and kind to yourself when the world feels very deeply unreasonable and cruel

submitted 3 days ago • 16 comments

i had a lovely fridge magnet made

submitted 527 days ago • 8 comments

Had my family around for dinner tonight and now I have so much cheese and dips left over. My toasties are going to be decadent as fuck for the few days

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

sub rosa 🌹 [ 🤼 / #art / #njpw ]

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

this just played on tv with no audio and almost killed me

submitted 2 days ago • 329 comments

night y’all, reckon this might be the right crowd for early 1970s Swedish postal vehicles www.carandclassic.com/l/C1841567

submitted 4 days ago • 23 comments

🏘️New housing around activity centres close to public transport is good - but the State Government must fund more PT services to make it work. Waiting 20, 30, 40, 60 minutes for train, tram and bus connections won't cut it - people will drive instead, creating traffic chaos.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

The Pacific Rim engineers that spent weeks building a 30-foot bowie knife for a mech suit to draw from its ankle sheath must have been muttering “Hell yeah” the whole time

submitted 4 days ago • 47 comments

what's wrong babe? you've barely touched your rarohire rochi terochichimomo

submitted 6 days ago • 103 comments

I should probably stop using the light on my rangehood in place of the main kitchen light

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

just let gargamel have the smurfs. who cares

submitted 491 days ago • 12 comments

Mum got her citizenship today and I reckon that this is the first event I've been to in maybe 20 years that has played the national anthem non-ironically. We even copped the second verse.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

if you get in an argument w someone online about something and when asked to provide sources for your information you post a screenshot of you asking ChatGPT about it im not allowed to say what I think should happen to you

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

I require minimum 10 hours a week of Just Boppin Around time where I wander around the city with no specific goal in mind to amass small trinkets and treats from various places of business and stop to sit in parks I haven’t been to before. I will not alter my lifestyle in any way that precludes this

submitted 10 days ago • 19 comments

Adding a bunch of white text keywords to my resume so the ai doesn't trash my application to become the pope

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Since my wife has made the connection between these two things I simply can’t unsee it…so I’m just going subject everyone else to it too!

submitted 10 days ago • 4 comments

Time for work is over. Time for Majima begins.

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

18 months cancer-free (:

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

Avowed is good because you can make a character with a tree head full of mushrooms and the npcs are all like "my guy, your face is absolutely fucked do I need to call the hospital or maybe the guards"

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

My illegal Pinkerton is driving me to my illegal hotel while the hallucination machine in my phone summarizes the emails my coworkers wrote using their hallucination machines. My burrito travels separately in its own limo. This is innovation and normal.

submitted 14 days ago • 20 comments

Sometimes dinner can be two frozen spring onion pancakes with an obscene amount of Lao Gan Ma

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Being a fat guy checking out gyms is just hearing the questions "So what are your goals?" and "What else are you trying to achieve?" over and over because clearly there's no reason other than weight loss for me to want to work out

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

wizard interview

submitted 30 days ago • 13 comments

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

GOTO BAYBEE

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Got to hang out with my dogs for a few hours today. No pics as I was too busy patting a dog with each hand.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

A special little treat (cutting and eating chunks of salami and cheese) for a special little guy (me in my undies with the fridge door wide open at 11:30pm)

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

if i text you this just know you’re cooked

submitted 22 days ago • 131 comments

Choosing to watch Perfect Blue at the cinema after a couple glasses of wine is a much more enjoyable experience compared to 20 years ago when a friend threw on a bootleg VHS copy right as the shrooms took effect because the cover looked good

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Pink Pony Club is a very fun song to sing in a Tom Waits voice

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Finally got around to finishing Control this evening. Such a cool game.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

do not see this discussed enough as a major factor in this moment of collective insanity

submitted 33 days ago • 5 comments

Ready Player One was the book that finally broke my habit of powering through

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 38 days ago • 11 comments

here we go. twitch.tv/tomwalker

submitted 38 days ago • 9 comments

Living in a 15 minute city is great; I walk a mile in any direction and find myself back at my apartment, with only minor changes. Sure, the noises from the dog park get deeper. After the tenth iteration or so I can't read the signs anymore. But the stranger in my apartment welcomes me every time.

submitted 45 days ago • 22 comments

Johnny Knoxville voice: Is Butterbear okay?

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

Opened Reddit and it was on this photo of legendary Japanese pro wrestler Hiroshi Tanahashi and it's only right everyone else should enjoy it too.

submitted 145 days ago • 25 comments

like perpetually

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

Don't talk to me or my son ever again

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

A six foot tall 5000 year old woman with a prosthetic golden eye would fix me

submitted 61 days ago • 6 comments

Fucked up the gingerbread brownies that I was making so I'm going to walk around town looking at Christmas lights to escape my shame

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments