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Vatican introduces new "Deep Dish" Host.

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In the spirit of ecumenicalism, Chicago Pope seeks to mend the Great Schism between Cubs and White Sox.

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In stunning move, Chicago Pope issues mass-excommunication for any catholic who puts ketchup on a hotdog.

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Chicago Pope has announced that, though the accidents of Cloud Gate remain unchanged, its substance has been transubstantiated to that of a giant bean.

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trying to imagine face turn trump. "folks we're stopping the biden genocide, it's been very bad, the biden genocide, and netanyahu. he's a nasty man. not a friend of the great, great jewish people, who need our friendship and support now more than ever. we're unionizing the service industry, folks"

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I'm pissed guys, my SRS surgeon didn't even mention butthole lazers as an option!

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in terms of professions that do indeed owe you something, politician is actually one of the big ones

submitted 106 days ago • 33 comments

If Fetterman shows up at the Eagles victory parade I call upon all Philadelphians to descend upon him Lilliput style and secure him to the ground then run in and out of his ears and throw glitter around inside his giant head

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