babezoid.bsky.social
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Still marginally better than growing up reading web comics, I think... I have vivid memories of staying up waaay too late reading the entire archives of edgelord gamer comics and bloody pseudo-mangas involving, like, sexy jester ladies or whatever
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Forgot about music, my bad
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Stubble, big eyebrows, all these things are acceptable
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If no mustache is forthcoming, I'll take floppy hair as well
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If I see a single more post I'm doing it
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"I tried every item on the menu at Cracker Barrel, and at the end I was SO TIRED of eating Cracker Barrel! 😫" ok well that's *your* problem, bud
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This tweet brought to you by: morganite
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If she doesn't get herself shaped up real quick she is getting fucking REPLACED
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Had a "meeting" today wherein I exclusively repeated things to her that I had said in previous meetings, she insists we have to meet again next week instead of in two weeks because "it's good to keep up with what's going on" and "we discussed a lot of good stuff this week"
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Minor
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What will help most: chocolate or aged gouda? Hmmmm...
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Would it ruin the sense of wonder and mystery if someone told you where that is
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Smacks of people trying to "one weird trick" themselves out of rape culture, with perhaps a soupcon of slut-shaming thrown in. Very similar to the "guys are just watching too much porn these days!" people
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I guess the prison guard dad really rubbed off on him 😔
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Second time I've said "hell yes!" out loud today
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Also inventing the stock market, they don't get nearly enough shit for that
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Switched to disco, this fully solved my problems, lol
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Maybe just I need to stop listening to the most depressing New Wave music ever recorded, lol
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On Firefox (possibly other browsers too idk) you can set your search bar to search Wikipedia directly. So that's half a solution, at least.
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Also she has "puts a lot of money/effort into skincare" skin, which is much more common for older women! That implausibly dewy & smooth look isn't what "young" skin looks like, it's what "10-step routine" skin looks like, and most 20-year olds can't afford it!
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You will never find a "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" that you like better than the Barbie one, just give it up!