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The penguins have capitulated

this is a video posted by the Toronto police association. if you set aside the fact that this is a march for a cop that crashed his car choking on a hot dog, which is very funny on its own, this is the worst marching discipline I've ever seen in my life. I'm fucking crying

I’m seeing a lot of outrage about this story but honestly it’s preferable to the old way of doing this which was both disrespectful of the deceased and traumatising for the puppeteer

watching Pope Trump deliver Latin mass and i don't understand the language but i'm sure he's not supposed to be mentioning Jennifer Beals this much

You got it

Normally when someone says this you're about to see something terrible but in this case it's brilliant

Oh no, Tubi is next

People making “content” in public should be looked at the same way as people taking a shit in public.

Crazy the lady who is most known for having a husband who shits on womens’ heads while making other dudes rape her is kind of nutty

A "direct inverse correlation" between fluoride exposure and low IQ" means the more fluoride you get, the higher your IQ. What he's looking for is a "direct correlation," but he doesn't know what any of these words mean or how science works.

Yeah, the fixation on the fucking doll thing is about gender. It's invoking the misogynist concept of the "ungrateful female" in order to justify a very stupid policy that hurt everyone.

Plus you could always, you know....apologize for minor missteps instead of digging in and insisting society at large is at fault for you not understanding that said society is constantly evolving. That's all it takes to not be "cancelled". "I apologize, I didn't realize, please help me understand."

it's not a "misunderstanding." he's a nazi

If you're wondering how great the economy is, Cinco De Moe's went from BOGO Burritos to a free cup of queso with purchase of a burrito.

I never thought I'd feel bad for Roger Goodell, but good lord even for someone who has to listen to people with CTE speak to him on a daily basis this looked painful as shit.

Also known as “lies” abcnews.go.com/Business/tru...

As a serious, issues-minded conservative, I used to have an obsessive hatred of AOC. But now that she's gotten older, I've developed an obsessive hatred of Kat Abu.

"I think therefore I am" --Yoda pointing at a photo of himself when he was four

I’m consistently impressed with the range Danny McBride displays while playing the same character over and over again

If your nickname is “Big Balls”, a couple points: 1) That’s not really the part of your genitalia you want to be specifically known for 2) No girl has ever not responded to that information with anything other than “gross” 3) You’re basically the boy equivalent of a girl being nicknamed “Long Lips”

It’s actually really simple and a lot of people do give them guidance they just don’t like hearing it. They like Jordan Peterson telling them it’s not their fault no one likes them.

are they telling boys it's bad to be boys, or are they telling boys it's bad to be misogynistic, which you consider to be the same thing

Me: I can’t wait to see any company fail faster than anything Elon Musk is involved in Hulk Hogan: Not so fast my *CENSORED FOR SLURS AGAINST SEVERAL DIFFERENT MINORITY GROUPS*

God I wish I lived in Canada right now where they're just going to passive-aggressively buttfuck our leadership. Canada: "Free dental care!" RFK Jr: "We're replacing flouride with lead and salmonella"

As if a thriving democracy wasn’t enough. Show off!

Black face

Mike Waltz has left the chat.

Welp. Guess that settles that.

Anyone watch today’s briefing