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there's an active shooter at my workplace rn (it is my day off i'm fine but still shook up)

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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

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egg! hole! bread!

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everything is temporary and thats just the pits if you ask me

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you can mix whey powder into greek yogurt. it isn't a good texture but it shovels almost 40g of protein into like 5 bites of food which is exactly what I need at this stage of whatever illness I've got going on

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My husband woke me up because I was crying in my sleep. I dreamed musk and his goons were breaking historic artifacts and furnishings in the white house with hammers and setting fire to the pieces.

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Everybody look at these disgusting mushrooms growing in my yard!! I wish you all could small these things. They're atrocious. They are called stinkhorns for a REASON

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unfortunately the cyclic vomiting syndrome is cycling hard and i haven't kept food or water down since thursday. summer body, here i come!

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Husband and I had a great two course date. The first course was Mexican food and the second course was mini golf.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

when does the rebellious phase end?

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if you had anything you were saving for when hell froze over, we got 8 inches of snow in Florida today. now's your time

submitted 46 days ago • 2 comments

In spite of it all, Moo remains silly.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

babies are right, sucking your thumb is good actually

submitted 400 days ago • 2 comments

I will never understand furries but I am willing to let the soft animals of their bodies love what they love.

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this morning at work was so cold my contacts froze solid and ejected themselves from my eyes

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I broke 3 needles and put several holes in my fingers (and one through my thumbnail) but I'm done with my first commissioned project for the year!

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If you haven't heard, an activist named Ryan Carson was recently killed in a senseless act of violence. Now right wing ghouls are now using this as an opportunity to attack his partner, friends, and family. If you have the means, please consider donating to their GFM for funeral expenses.

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At Eve online fanfest in Iceland. I don't think I have this type of autism.

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I know a lot of people are talking about a different special day today but I wanna wish a Happy War Thunder Documents Leak Day (Again) to those who celebrate

submitted 545 days ago • 16 comments

Are you now or have you ever been, a poster on the war thunder forums?

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new tyler childers album struggles to even be mid. I'm still gonna be spinning it for a few days to try to break it in a little

submitted 548 days ago • 1 comment

I don't need money to survive. I've never eaten a dollar in my life

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at taco bell: one bell please

submitted 554 days ago • 1 comment

made a helluva good rhubarb pie for my dad's birthday today. no pics of it cut open cause it disappeared too fast

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it is so fun and sexy to wear your PPE on the worksite

submitted 560 days ago • 1 comment

podcast mealkit subscription box pilled

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gm skeeters look at my cat

submitted 561 days ago • 1 comment

Do you think I'll get a prize or like bingo or something if I get a 5th type of active burn wound

submitted 565 days ago • 1 comment