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babyjayne.bsky.social
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Weather the last few days is so beautiful, I love it 😍

Your new Anthem USA. 🫡🇷🇺

🚨 BREAKING: After torpedoing yesterday’s meeting with Zelensky, JD Vance fled to Vermont for vacation—only to be met by hundreds of furious protesters. Couldn’t have happened to a better guy!

I think we need to have emergency temporary re-entry into the European Union at this point

A guy who used to be a comedian & is good at improv and dealing with hecklers and who has also spent the last 3 years in a war zone turns out to be a guy you can’t out-alpha, imagine that

Seeing Marjorie Taylor Greene’s snivelling shit of a boyfriend have a pop at Zelenskyy for not wearing a suit a few days after Musk was druggily guffawing in the same building while wearing a T-shirt and baseball cap has caused me to run amok with a hammer and cause untold damage to my own property

FYI “Costume” (костюм) is the Ukrainian word for suit. FYI2 Zelensky has vowed not to wear a business suit while his country is at war, and he’s stood by that vow for 1,101 days

The Trump/Zelensky exchange is truly appalling for all involved.

I'm sure Vance has been punched in the face before. What I can't understand is why anyone stopped punching.

Trump and Vance...what a pair of absolute cunts 😡😡😡

Oh, man, not Gene Hackman. 2025 can just fuck right off. Okay. Let me tell you a little bit about Gene Hackman...

NEW: President Trump says another load of old shit which we gasp at in horror and despair, see you again this time tomorrow

"There will come a moment where the West has to say to Donald Trump, sorry, you're just spouting what Putin thinks, and we can't allow this to happen." But when will that be?

She's SO good.

Zelensky telling it exactly how it is about Trump and I am totally here for it 💪🇺🇦

How about an election in Russia?

Three points at Anfield 👊🔴 #LIVWOL

That was the most surreal end to a footy match that I have ever seen. No one could have predicted that shit... 👀 #EVELIV

“Let me know if there’s anything you’d like adjusted!”

Turns out that an oeuvre isn’t a French vacuum cleaner.

If you want an air fryer for next to nothing, see how this plays out before purchasing. I'm sure you can get the name off with acetone.

We lived a lot of life before we had a 24 hour news cycle. Go back to the basics and watch that shit at 7, 6, and 10.

All these celebrities wanted to watch BSB in 1990

In January 2021, during the third national lockdown, I pulled into this deserted pub car park to turn the van round and found a lamppost and a bin engaged in lively conversation while they thought no one was looking. Incredible.

RIP Paul Danan. A friend of @tftimemachine.bsky.social, he once told me a brilliant story about him, James Gandolfini and a massive knife.

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2025 is going to be like 2016 for beloved celebrity deaths. I can just feel it.

Israel and Hamas agree Gaza ceasefire and hostage release deal, source briefed on the talks tells BBC

Classic mnemonics to help you remember:

A sweet, gentle, funny, but tormented man. We did love being with him. RIP Tony xx

Thinking about starting a Gen X "Shit Old Days" group. For reasons unknown, been having flashbacks to 80s comprehensive school, and honestly I think most people have memory-holed just how racist, homophobic, misogynist and violent everything was. Also: DOGSHIT EVERWHERE (cc @tudoracid.bsky.social)

finally some good news

Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California? Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble. That's what you get for all your trouble.

Dear Marks & Spencer, What on Earth were you thinking? Regards, Me.

“And I looked, and behold a pale piano: and his name that sat at him was Jools, and Hell followed with him" (Revelation 6:8) #Hootenanny

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Happy Festivus everyone. Always amazed this crazy episode birthed a real celebration that seems to be enjoyed by so many around the world. So may your feats be strong and your grievances few. Enjoy.

FORTY YEARS OLD bsky.app/profile/bbcn...

Yerse

The control of simple medications by pharmacies in the UK is ridiculous. I've just been refused from buying Stugeron online by Superdrug because I wanted it for nausea when it is "only licensed for travel sickness". Cinnarizine the active ingredient in it is a known vertigo medication FFS! 😤

Syrian state TV is now broadcasting just a single, still image. It reads: “The great revolution has triumphed and the Assad regime has fallen.” History. #Syria 🇸🇾

These four men were going to be executed today by the Assad regime. “Our executions were going to be half an hour ago.”

The internet’s most dogged and tenacious sleuths have, once again, been having a look at FlightRadar24

Yes, people will post pictures on social media of sleeping arrangements on Xmas Eve and I will once again attempt to leverage this to raise money for charity — just pinning this to my profile to head off the relentless (i.e. sporadic) enquiries

Statement from Manchester United explaining they’re putting up ticket prices because that means more money and they want more money. Glad they’ve cleared that one up 👍🏽