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Once God made Eve, he couldn’t get Adam to stop sucking his own penis.

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

Anybody ever talk about funny shit anymore or is civilization in its angsty emo phase for the foreseeable future?

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

new bsky update lets you see just how deep in the shit we are rn

submitted 5 days ago • 10 comments

Do not touch me or you get the claws says the cat.

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

People who ask for my opinion then give me their opinion as to why my opinion is wrong need to get off my planet now... k, thanks, bye.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Yes, you are smarter than me reply guy

submitted 5 days ago • 13 comments

I went to Disney on ice. Tweaked so hard, CPS was notified. And they didn’t even know I didn’t go with my kids.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

you call em toilet selfies, i call em glamour shits

submitted 6 days ago • 7 comments

"hold on, i'm comin'" i sing as i rub the alfredo sauce over my stomach

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I got things to ignore and people to avoid.

submitted 8 days ago • 14 comments

I roofied myself just so I could get turned on enough to touch myself

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I ate tons of wings during the Super Bowl & I'm still sick. Is it possible to catch the bird flu from eating buffalo wings? 🤢

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Me: hey, why's it so quiet? I demand attention! Also me: Ope, I haven't said anything.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

I pee last thing before I go to sleep. I pee first thing in the morning. Who's putting all this pee in me at night?!

submitted 30 days ago • 18 comments

hot writers near you want to debate the merits of the oxford comma

submitted 30 days ago • 26 comments

This is disturbing to say the least.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Scientists Discover Readily-Available Dietary Supplement Could Help Treat Liver Cancer scitechdaily.com/scientists-d...

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Inside The Graves Of Henry VIII's Six Wives www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljK9...

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

LET"S GO

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submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

Roll call for Bluesky centipede, just tell me where you want to be and why and I’ll start the spreadsheet. I’ve got the front bc of claustrophobia. And I want to be able to smoke weed while my mutuals are feeding off me.

submitted 34 days ago • 11 comments

Why is somebody calling me on my actual phone?

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

sitting, breathing, and staring off into space all at the same time — what can’t i do?

submitted 34 days ago • 7 comments

Dr. Pepper is just bbq sprite

submitted 34 days ago • 4 comments

Tell me something, its still WE, the people, right?? #shieldofresistance #StrongerTogether

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

My luck aversion to being around when drama explodes remains intact. Some months ago, a big account messaged me out of nowhere, accused me of following their stalker (I didn't) and asked me to unfollow them (just block me?) and now I find out the entire account was a multi-year long catfish.

submitted 35 days ago • 4 comments

carbon based as fuck

submitted 34 days ago • 3 comments

Commenting on a post without liking or reposting is basically a declaration of war.

submitted 34 days ago • 34 comments

“Have you considered a 3-some with your therapist?” - me, on my only day as a marriage counselor

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

you may need to look a little harder today, but there is still alive worth more than a quick glance

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Disney cable channel playing the animated Robin Hood on this day at this time is peak trolling.

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments