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baldanndowd.bsky.social
what's up sickos and freaks
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when we drive in your car i'm your baby

they should bring back blood letting my humors need balanced

chloe's substack is very very excellent and i got to say stuff in it!!!!!!!

everything is terrible, and yet life goes on, as must the posts. @deliacai.bsky.social , @baldanndowd.bsky.social , Kate Lindsay, and Candace Marie explain how to keep the content coming open.substack.com/pub/phonehom...

(replying) Hey man your post should've been different. You should've used a different word or possibly expressed a totally different idea entirely. Preferably the one I would've used

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steam cam

unfortunately if they invented Severance for real i think i'd probably do it

heyyy girls what's everybody's vibe today

when we drive in your car i'm your baby

wait i forgot this app existed

i was at work and my friend was desperately trying to get my attention to show me something on her phone and when she held it up it was this

resistposting is one thing but can you guys at least not use dogshit AI images

I really need a podcast about small conspiracy theories hosted by a not crazy person bc i can’t stop thinking about this Jay Leno owing the mafia money thing

Jay Leno is faking his injuries so Conan lets his guard down. Then, on the night of the Oscars, when everyone believes he's at his most frail, he will pounce

Oops I accidentally believed history was a straight line and not a pendulum

where are all of my twitter mutuals. let’s get this party popping

daniel craig joining the war on chappell roan on the side of chappell roan

was watching the movie again and this popped into my head

Awful Halloween costume idea I had

potential twitch stream tonight methinks

ohhh now i understand. the film is called “borat” because that’s the gentleman’s name

i love typing and viewing

You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. You have never made a film before and it would take a long time to figure out.

her effervescent joie de vivre

That’s fair

i mean. can we just call them tweets

good morning echo chamber say it back

I need some money fast, can you still get rich from kidnapping the Lindbergh baby?

Medicare For Paul

people being weirdly defensive and bitchy in my replies NOW WE'RE COOKING WITH GAS!!!!

me on my death bed: fuuuuck i wish i posted online more

@baldanndowd.bsky.social on this app

you'll never make me like this website

including liz cheney and hillary clinton over ilhan omar and rashida tlaib is craaaazy lol

everyone on this app demanding bookmarks makes me picture a mob outside of a Barnes & Noble

rice krispies and milk in a bread bowl

i don't fw bluesky yet because my joke nanette recommendation was met with earnest replies