Jay Leno is faking his injuries so Conan lets his guard down. Then, on the night of the Oscars, when everyone believes he's at his most frail, he will pounce - ThreadSky

oldfriend99.bsky.social • 92 days ago

Jay Leno is faking his injuries so Conan lets his guard down. Then, on the night of the Oscars, when everyone believes he's at his most frail, he will pounce

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joehuiras.bsky.social•92 days ago

it's crazy that two celebrities revealed a new pirate look within a week of each other

oldpappythomas.bsky.social•92 days ago

Leno going to string up Conan like the Phantom of the Opera

randy2urhytmystick.bsky.social•92 days ago

Why are cats gunna fight?

butlisten.bsky.social•92 days ago

It's clearly an insurance scam

powerful.crabf.art•92 days ago

Oh no Jay you are so frail and old and weak! *runs me over with his one hundred automobiles *

cancelproof.bsky.social•92 days ago

Oh man did you see the hill he fell down??? He either fell down going to the bar or coming back from the bar. No reason to be on that hill.

Also man owns a billionaires amount of sweet cars. And he was staying at the Hampton???? Omg

marchanddcitron.bsky.social•92 days ago

Or slap.

kenjansen.bsky.social•92 days ago

Ahahaha

michaelpacholek.bsky.social•92 days ago

Or maybe, Jay could just wait for Conan's first five jokes to bomb, and step in and save the day.

Conan O'Brien is not funny. He never was. Giving him The Tonight Show was like giving Trump the Presidency.

I will not die on this hill, but I will knock any sucka that climbs it off it.

mudsludge.bsky.social•92 days ago

The bad take haver has arrived

hurbcherpley.bsky.social•92 days ago

Jay Leno was so funny that they gave him a primetime variety showcase. Now, I'm not going to look and see how that was received and all. I'm assuming it's still on the air.

michaelpacholek.bsky.social•92 days ago

Jay Leno hosted The Tonight Show for 22 years. Aside from Johnny Carson, all other hosts combined have hosted it for 18 years.

And the others -- Steve Allen, Jack Paar and Jimmy Fallon -- were also funnier than Conan.

The problem with Conan fanboys is that, crunch all I want, they make more.

atlastalos.bsky.social•92 days ago

so to be clear, your barometer of who's funny is whoever General Electric/Comcast decides will sell more ads to middle America

michaelpacholek.bsky.social•92 days ago

No, my barometer of who's funny is whoever makes me laugh instead of disgusting me.

Jay Leno makes me laugh. Conan O'Brien disgusts me.

atlastalos.bsky.social•92 days ago

"Jay Leno makes me laugh" is the biggest self-own I've ever seen.

monoxide.bsky.social•92 days ago

Guy who says “sucka”

sunehuma.bsky.social•92 days ago

Following up with a tougher looking photo is one of the funniest things I've seen on this website

michaelpacholek.bsky.social•92 days ago

Since you believe (I won't say "think") Conan O'Brien is funny, I think "one of the funniest things I've seen" should be taken with an entire mine of salt.

monoxide.bsky.social•91 days ago

Huh?