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I have a love hate relationship with autocorrect and have a strong tendency to accidentally a word far too often Figs are a seemingly magical flower. You will never be able to buy one from grocery stores that don’t disappoint, yet are easy to grow
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For 38 years, PRAMS has collected critical data on maternal-child health with the goal to reduce infant morbidity and mortality. CDC has officially halted the 2024 PRAMS data collection for the participating 46 states and the future is uncertain.

submitted 2 days ago • 25 comments

We need to dig his corpse up every year like groundhogs day and dance on the remains until it is just dust and dirt for time immemorial

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Hakeem Jeffries retire bitch

submitted 1 day ago • 19 comments

Mr Garcia, I have drafted an appropriate response for you. You're welcome.

submitted 2 days ago • 248 comments

The democrats are infiltrated by republicans

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

REVEALED: we identified the operator of an overtly racist X account, "GlomarResponder," as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.

submitted 3 days ago • 992 comments

times are tough right now but one thing I'm grateful for is that the democrats didn't pack the supreme court... imagine the precedent that would have set

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

They just gave me a content warning on a post asking if the dude who Does The Thing to Elon Musk will get a holiday, but I am still asking the question

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Guys like joe rogan are funny because they still think smoking weed that they buy legally from places that look like an apple store makes them hunter s thompson

submitted 27 days ago • 311 comments

Really hope trump starts the purge with you, then the rest of your worthless enablers.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

It's shocking how proud people are to proclaim their cowardice right now. "We have no leverage what can we do?!" "We want to keep our press credentials or it will just be 'his' people in there!" "The center is holding, relax!" "We at the 'serious' news orgs feel no need to rock the boat."

submitted 6 days ago • 65 comments

if journalism is supposed to be one of the institutions that safeguards a free society then journalists should be opponents of autocratic takeovers, brian.

submitted 7 days ago • 191 comments

I'd rather continue to fund the banking police (who have returned billions to consumers) rather than giving everyone a check for $2.15

submitted 11 days ago • 83 comments

When we unionized a few years ago, a lot of peanut gallery types on social media wanted to tell me it would be the end of Wired. Hope it’s now clear (thanks mostly to our insanely talented and hardworking politics team) that it does not work that way. Unions are good.

submitted 13 days ago • 108 comments

Damn i hope a bunch of surveillance state spooks don't get whacked because a bunch of broccoli-haired Roblox teens deleted the phrase "clearance privilege" from all the files back at HQ. That wouldn't be hilarious

submitted 12 days ago • 12 comments

Celiac disease is a mark of apostasy, and god commands you never to be a teetotaler

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Ruben Gallego, the top Democrat on the Senate Banking subcommittee overseeing "digital assets," is hosting a luxury retreat with Marc Andreessen, one of the crypto industry's biggest investors: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

submitted 15 days ago • 26 comments

i wonder why these guys hate the CFPB so much ohh

submitted 13 days ago • 84 comments

🚨NEWS: The chemical industry has sent a letter to Trump EPA chief Lee Zeldin asking him to shut down the government website that lets Americans know about high-risk chemical plants in their communities & the safety records of the companies running them. https://buff.ly/4jNK014

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

I've lived democratic backsliding & authoritarianism across multiple countries. I've watched repression creep across staff planning sessions & editorial rooms, from both the left & right. The #1 way it happens? Self-censorship. Before your opponents ever censor you, self-professed allies do.

submitted 15 days ago • 4 comments

There are a lot of repulsive people in public life, but Elon really takes the cake man. He is so repellant that I feel nauseous when I think about him. He’s the kind of guy who makes it harder for every other man on earth, he’s that ugly of a human being on every level

submitted 15 days ago • 59 comments

my brain cannot process this >heritage foundation lead researcher comes out as trans on twitter >all her right wing coworkers use her correct pronouns and name and congratulate her what

submitted 15 days ago • 162 comments

Did not know that dem consultants that tank easy elections had shooters

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Remember it’s not a bribe unless both parties call it a bribe! It’s not kidnapping unless the kidnappers say they abducted someone.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments