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MONOGAMOUS! Married to Bono. TELL BLUESKY TO VERIFY ME! Political junkie, Grand Ambassador To Our Alien Overlords, former DJ (the radio kind, not the rave kind). No DMs.
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One more fucking time, for the idiots in the cheap seats: you being a FAN does NOT fucking give you the authority, or the fucking RIGHT, to decide who your favorite athlete or artist gets to fuck, date, or marry! Your fucking rare vinyl collection just doesn't add up to that much!!!

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Orange Foolius couldn't pass a 6th grade social studies class let alone the US citizenship test. #Bufooninchief

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I hope everyone knows that it's very easy for any social content platform, including Bluesky, to be a misery machine and that if you aren't intentional about it, they will absolutely decrease the positive impact you have on the world while making you less happy.

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BREAKING: We're suing to overturn a Georgia law that forces judges to set cash bond for dozens of charges, even when they believe a person can be safely released from jail without it. Freedom shouldn’t depend on how much money you have.

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The Big Lie undergirding MAGA’s immigration posture is that immigrants are fundamentally parasitic, they just take from the host country. It’s a fascist conception and also just obviously wrong if you think about it for more than 10 seconds. www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...

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I shall no longer refer to Donald Trump as the Unfuckable Orange, Trumpty Dumpty, or the Cheeto Calf. Those are all still vaguely human, or at least sort of human-adjacent, in that they were invented by a human. Now I shall refer to him by the ONLY pronoun that properly fits. "It".

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Yup. And the CIA *STILL* doesn't fucking have the stones to kill it.

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"He goes bankrupt every other week. He's always setting up a new money making scheme. He has a golden toilet. He's in love with his own daughter. Of course you can't trust this guy." - Mitt Romney, 2016

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Tariffs: when you tax your own citizens to teach another country a lesson they won’t learn.

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A creepy unhinged white supremacist like Stephen Miller telling everyone that their children will literally be indoctrinated to worship MAGA and instructing people what their children will be taught should terrify everyone.

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The #MayDay crowd in Bucks County, Pennsylvania, in front of Republican Representative Brian Fitzpatrick's office, was tremendous! 350 at our headcount! So many people came out to support the immigrants and union workers in our community, and to demand due process for all!

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this is legitimately evil

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Trumpty-Dumpty is defunding PBS. What he calls "bias" some of us call "facts Trumpty-Dumpty doesn't like."

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What the FUCK!!! You need a goddamned license to carry a tazer in Illinois??? So basically, if you've ever been charged with a felony in this state, you have ZERO RIGHT TO DEFEND YOURSELF????

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A conversation with my BFF, about my son. This sums it all up.

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I don't know what else to do. This is his biggest fear, me exposing this side of him. He just threatened to kill himself, TO SPITE ME. His own mother. This is what I'm living with, at "home". I'm sharing this because I don't know how else to ask for fucking help. Not just for ME. For him!

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Yup. Like me trying to starve my intersex body down to a girl's size 6 in high school.

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Guys when you see me repost my own stuff, you need to click on it and open the whole thread. Those always have secrets in them.

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I know how batshit insane it must seem to "normal" people for me to scream "MONOGAMOUS!" in my profile. Allow me to explain. Most of your "elites" are polyamorous these days. It's gotten SO fucking gross and out of control that now entire senior living communities are "play to stay".

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See?? Here's another fucking "elite" defending the poly life. Do you see now?? www.reuters.com/world/us/sea...

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I'm so fucking sick of Justin Baldoni and every hypersensitive snowflake like him in Hollywood. These fucking narcissistic, self-entitled, misogynistic assholes think they can treat women any damn way they want, but the second you call them out for it, they act scandalized.

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This is Gunner. He is a big strong dog who happens to not be able to sleep until he's tucked into bed with two pillows and his Eeyore stuffy. 13/10

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Now THIS sounds like a channel I should be watching. But I bet they wouldn't let him monetize the moose fight. Bastards.

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Long overdue. He and Alito represent the antithesis of all that is honorable.

submitted 11 hours ago • 5 comments

It me

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All of this on a weekday we’re in complete awe of you. You always rise to every call to action. You’re amazing, and words can’t express how much we love and appreciate you all.

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Any company that can replace a tariffed product with an American made is going to flourish. Can’t get tomatoes or avocados, twinkies and Ho-Hos are made in US bakeries and are the perfect replacement !!! Pay no attention to the price increase. They never go bad !

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I've got the cure to "male loneliness". Just stop being such insufferable dicks.

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Donold is demanding an investigation into his 39% approval rating. I agree, there's no way it's actually that high.

submitted 19 hours ago • 508 comments

Ooof.

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I’m proud to join the great Cyndi Lauper in the fight for women’s rights & healthcare. Go to www.bonfire.com/girlswantrights2025 to get a shirt and learn more about the #GirlsJustWantToHaveFundamentalRights Fund. @tidescommunity.bsky.social

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